New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
"Almost positive."
"God knows, you may be right about them, Jake. When the right man reads
those letters there could be a blast that no one could miss. Maybe a
complete confession. If--"
I broke off because Lennox wasn't listening. He was staring at Roy
Audibon, the network veep, who was passing through the crowded bar on
the way into the restaurant. Vice-presidents are job lot in Sabatini's
and Lennox couldn't be gaping at Audibon even though he is the original
charm-boat. Tall, slender, grizzled hair, hornrim glasses, a smile
that could register on a Geiger Counter.... Audibon is the veep's veep.
He's Mr. Network. I noticed that he was with a dark girl in a grey
flannel suit. She had cropped curly hair, oriental eyes, and a lazy
carriage. She was a looker, but you get to expect that in Sabatini's.
Only the lookers get taken there. It was Gabby Valentine, of course,
but I didn't find that out until later.
"Roy Audibon!" Lennox exclaimed angrily.
"What's the matter?"
"I'm in pain."
"Where does it hurt?"
"I don't know. Let's find out." He waved to Heitor, the head waiter.
Heitor came bustling up to the bar prepared to give us a hard time. I
saw Lennox slip him two tens and lay down the law in a whisper.
"Yes, Mr. Lennox? At once, Mr. Lennox?" Heitor always made every
statement a question. "If you will bring your drinks to the table,
please? The table is ready now, gentlemen?"
"I'll spring for lunch," Lennox said and we went into the dining room.
Heitor bustled to the side tables against the wall and pulled an empty
away from the banquette. It was alongside Audibon's. Lennox, who is
invariably punctilious, broke his rule and held me back with a firm
nudge. He slipped in first and sat down alongside Gabby who was gazing
at him with big eyes. Then I sat down and the table locked us in.
That was one of the best luncheons I never had. I got stuck with the
check, too, but that didn't bother me. I knew Lennox would settle
up, once he recovered his sanity ... if he ever did. He started off
ignoring Gabby. He just pressed against her as he leaned over to speak
to Audibon.
"I beg your pardon, friend. I'm a stranger in town. Would you point out
some celebrities, if any?"
"Hello Jake," Audibon smiled. All the Geiger Counters went
clickety-click.
"Are you a celebrity?" Lennox inquired genially. "They say that
real life vice-presidents can be seen in the flesh, or was it the
Altogether?"
"Why sure, son. Got your autograph album? There's Mr. Avery Borden
right across from you." Audibon smiled across the restaurant to
Avery Borden who also is the original charm-boat. Tall, slender,
grizzled hair and hornrim glasses. Mr. Agency. Borden smiled back.
Clickety-click. Clickety-click.
"But are you a vice-president?" Lennox wanted to know.
"I'll show you my tax statement," Audibon answered and turned to Gabby.
"I beg your pardon, Miss." Lennox drew back. "Was I leaning on your
derriere?"
"I'd have to answer that in French."
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