New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
"Right. Right. Hnkhhh.... Mig says: 'Which is better, the old writers
or the new writers?'"
"That's it, sweetheart." The Monk took up the running. "So Diggy
answers: My brother's got that."
"Got what?"
"Hnkhhh.... Neuritis!"
They beamed at their employer.
"I don't know, fellas," Mason said dubiously. "Diggy's a wholesome
American boy. He wouldn't make fun of disease."
Lennox ignored all this and concentrated on the photography business.
There is nothing so sunny as the twinkle of flash bulbs, and by the
time the photographer departed, Mason was suffering from 3rd degree
burns and smiling happily. Lennox felt the time was right for the
attack. He asked for a private conference and Mason sent his writers
into the study. Then he began tinkering with a new head on the bench
and told Lennox to go ahead. Lennox took the photostats out of his
pocket. "Hit him hard," he thought. "Knock him off balance."
"Read these letters," he said in an ominous voice.
Mason took the photostats and read them one by one. Lennox watched him
intently, searching for a give-away expression, a gesture, a sign.
Mason handed the photostats back indifferently and picked up the dummy
head.
"Crazy," he said. "They write like that in subway johns. What do you
think, Jake? Does Diggy's new face look wholesome?"
"Mig! Don't you understand? These are threatening letters. I think
they're written to you. You're in danger."
"Me?" Mason was fascinated. "Me? I never...." He put the dummy down and
stared at Lennox.
"Yes, you. Did you read that last one? There's going to be dynamite
Sunday. I'm here to help you. I want to do all I can. Who's writing
them to you, Mig? Do you know?"
"Sure they're to me. Sure. I should of realized." Mason nodded
with growing conviction. "Stars always get anonymous letters. Like
presidents." He began to get excited. "It hits the fan on the Sunday
show, huh? This is sensational, Jake. Can we have a couple of reporters
there?"
"Reporters!"
"Wait a minute. Wait a minute." Mason grabbed the photostats and ran
through them again. "I just thought of something. Yeah. Here. You
better not let the reporters see this one, Jake. Number three."
"Don't let the reporters see...." Lennox echoed faintly.
"Uh-huh. Keep it back. They'll know I'm not getting the letters if they
see this one, but I ought to be getting them. That Spanish faker was
getting blackmailed every night when he worked The Chert Room and I got
twice his billing."
"You're not getting the letters?"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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