A mighty national menace to sham All talk and no cider Approval Argument against suicide As good and ridiculous a soul as ever was. Buffalo! I mortally hate that society there Casanova Condition my room is always in when you are not around Conversationally and being yelled at Could easily get excited over any kind of monotony, De Foe's 'Roxana' Dead people who go through the motions of life Deprived of the soothing consolation of swearing Die in the promptest kind of a way and no fooling around Doctors do know so little and they do charge so much for it. Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it General Grant Genius defies the laws of perspective Get me rid of Buffalo! Great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death Hard to please about things she doesn't know anything about He that waiteth for all men to be satisfied with his plan Helpless and irresponsible coffee-mill ground by the hand of God Heroic endurance that resembles contentment Hollowness and pretense of office-seeking Honest men must be pretty scarce Hope deferred maketh the heart sick How fast our dead fly from us I never greatly envied anybody but the dead I wonder how they can lie so. It comes of practice, no doubt I am tired of waiting for that man to get old If this is going to be too much trouble to you In the long analysis of the ages it is the truth that counts Jacobs Just about enough cats to go round Moral bulwark reared against hypocrisy and superstition Never approximated, never compromised One should be gentle with the ignorant Quit sorry that Heaven makes the days so short Rousseau Short life and a merry one be yours Sunday is the only day that brings unbearable leisure Symbol of the human race ought to be an ax The coveted estate of silence, time's only absolute gift They don't run her now To be busy is a man's only happiness Uncover such a sore as that and show it to another Villagers watch each other and so make cowards of each other We went outside to keep from getting wet What a pleasure there is in revenge! What a pity it is that one's adventures never happen! When in doubt, tell the truth When it is my turn, I don't A CHRONOLOGICAL LIST OF MARK TWAIN'S WORK PUBLISHED AND OTHERWISE--FROM 1851-1910 by Albert Bigelow Paine Note 1.--This is not a detailed bibliography, but merely a general list of Mark Twain's literary undertakings, in the order of performance, showing when, and usually where, the work was done, when and where first published, etc. An excellent Mark Twain bibliography has been compiled by Mr. Merle Johnson, to whom acknowledgments are due for important items. Note 2.--Only a few of the more important speeches are noted. Volumes that are merely collections of tales or articles are not noted. Note 3.--Titles are shortened to those most commonly in use, as "Huck Finn" or "Huck" for "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn." Names of periodicals are abbreviated.