Wild Oats; or, The Strolling GentlemenO'Keeffe, John
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Wild Oats; or, The Strolling Gentlemen
O'Keeffe, John
Comedy plays; English drama
_Rover._ A lady! Ma'am, your most obedient humble servant. [_Bows._] A
quaker too! They are generally kind and humane, and that face is the
prologue to a play of a thousand good acts--may be she'd help us here.
[_Aside._] Ma'am, you must know that--that I--no--this gentleman--I
mean this gentleman and I--He got a little behind hand, as every honest,
well principled man often may, from--bad harvests and rains--lodging
corn--and his cattle--from murrain, and--rot the murrain! you know
this is the way all this affair happened, [_To Banks._] and then up
steps this gentleman, [_To Twitch._] with a--a tip in his way--madam,
you understand? And then in steps I--with my a--In short, madam, I am
the worst story teller in the world, where myself is the hero of the
tale.
_Twitch._ Mr. Banks has been arrested for thirty pounds, and this
gentleman has paid twenty guineas of the debt.
_Banks._ My litigious neighbour to expose me thus!
_Lady Am._ The young man and maiden within, have spoken well of thy
sister, and pictured thee as a man of irreproachable morals, though
unfortunate.
_Rover._ Madam, he's the honestest fellow--I've known him above forty
years, he has the best hand at stirring a fire--If you was only to
taste his currant wine.
_Banks._ Madam, I never aspired to an enviable rank in life: but
hitherto pride and prudence kept me above the reach of pity: but
obligations from a stranger--
_Lady Am._ He really a stranger, and attempt to free thee? But,
friend, [_To Rover._] thou hast assumed a right which here belongeth
alone to me. As I enjoy the blessings which these lands produce, I own
also the heart delighting privilege of dispensing those blessings to
the wretched. Thou mad'st thyself my worldly banker, and no cash of
mine in thine hands, [_Takes a note from a pocket book._] but thus I
balance our account. [_Offers it._]
_Rover._ "Madam, my master pays me, nor can I take money from another
hand, without injuring his honour, and disobeying his commands."
"Run, run, Orlando, carve on every tree,
The fair, the chaste, the unexpressive she."
[_Runs off._
_Banks._ But, sir, I insist you'll return him his money. [_To
Twitch._] Stop! [_Going._]
_Twitch._ Aye, stop! [_Holds the skirt of his coat._]
_Lady Am._ Where dwelleth he?
_Banks._ I fancy, where he can, madam. I understand, from his
discourse, that he was on his way to join a company of actors in the
next town.
_Lady Am._ A profane stage-player with such a gentle, generous heart!
Yet so whimsically wild, like the unconscious rose, modestly shrinking
from the recollection of its own grace and sweetness.
_Enter_ JANE, _from the house, more dressed_.
_Jane._ Now, my lady, I'm fit to attend your ladyship. I look so
genteelish, mayhap her ladyship may take me home with her.
_Lady Am._ This maiden may find out for me whither he goeth.
[_Aside._] Call on my steward, and thy legal demands shall be
satisfied. [_To Twitch._]
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