Wild Oats; or, The Strolling GentlemenO'Keeffe, John
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Wild Oats; or, The Strolling Gentlemen
O'Keeffe, John
Comedy plays; English drama
_Rover._ "'Tis I, Hamlet the Dane!"--"Thus far into the bowels of the
land, have we marched on."--"John, that bloody and devouring boar!"
_John._ He called me bull in the coach.
_Jane._ I don't know what brought such a bull in the coach.
_Rover._ This the Lady Amaranth! By Heavens, the very angel quaker!
_Lady Am._ [_Turns._] The dear, generous youth, my cousin Harry!
_John._ There he's for you, my lady, and make the most of him.
_Jane._ Oh, how happy my lady is! he looks so charming now he's fine.
_John._ Harkye! she's as rich as a Spanish Indiaman; and I tell you,
your father wishes you'd grapple her by the heart--court her, you mad
devil. [_Apart to_ ROVER.] There's an engagement to be between these
two vessels: but little Cupid's the only man that's to take minutes,
so come. [_To_ JANE.]
_Jane._ Ma'am, an't I to wait on you?
_John._ No, my lass, you're to wait on me.
_Jane._ Wait on this great sea-bull! lack-a-daisy! am I--am--
_John._ By this, Sir George is come to the inn. Without letting the
younker know, I'll go bring him here, and smuggle both father and son
into a joyful meeting. [_Aside._]--[_To_ JANE.] Come now, usher me
down like a lady.
_Jane._ This way, Mr. Sailor Gentleman. [_Exeunt_ JOHN _and_ JANE.
_Rover._ By Heavens, a most delectable woman! [_Aside._
_Lady Am._ Cousin, when I saw thee in the village free the sheep from
the wolf, why didst not tell me then thou wert son to my uncle, Sir
George?
_Rover._ Because, my lady, then I--did'nt know it myself--[_Aside._
_Lady Am._ Why wouldst vex thy father, and quit thy school.
_Rover._ "A truant disposition, good my lady, brought me from
Wirtemberg."
_Lady Am._ Thy father designs thee for his dangerous profession; but
is thy inclination turned to the voice of trumpets, and smites of
mighty slaughter?
_Rover._ "Why, ma'am, as for old Boreas, my dad, when the blast of war
blows in his ears, he's a tyger in his fierce resentment."--But for
me, "I think it a pity, so it is, that villainous saltpetre should be
digg'd out of the bowels of the harmless earth, which many a good tall
fellow has destroyed, with wounds and guns, and drums, Heav'n save the
mark!"
_Lady Am._ Indeed thou art tall, my cousin, and grown of comely stature.
Our families have long been separated.
_Rover._ They have--Since Adam, I believe--[_Aside._] "Then, lady, let
that sweet bud of love now ripen to a beauteous flower?"
_Lady Am._ Love!
_Rover._ "Excellent wench! perdition catch my soul, but I do love
thee, and when I love thee not, chaos is come again."
_Lady Am._ Thou art of an happy disposition.
_Rover._ "If I were now to die, 'twere now to be most happy." "Let our
senses dance in concert to the joyful minutes, and this, and this, the
only discord make." [_Embracing._
_Enter_ JANE, _with cake and wine_.
_Jane._ Ma'am, an't please you, Mr. Zachariah bid me----
_Rover._ "Why, you fancy yourself Cardinal Wolsey in this family."
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