Wild Oats; or, The Strolling GentlemenO'Keeffe, John
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Wild Oats; or, The Strolling Gentlemen
O'Keeffe, John
Comedy plays; English drama
_Harry._ Yes; here is my father; and my standing out that I am not his
son, will rouse him into the heat of battle, ha, ha, ha! [_Aside._]
Here he is, madam, now mind how he will dub me 'squire.
_Lady Am._ It's well I'm prepared, or I might have believed him.
_Enter_ SIR GEORGE.
_Sir Geo._ Well, my lady, wasn't it my wild rogue set you to all the
Calcavella capers you've been cutting in the garden? You see here I
have brought him into the line of battle again--you villain, why do
you drop astern there? Throw a salute shot, buss her bob-stays, bring
to, and come down straight as a mast, you dog.
_Lady Am._ Uncle, who is this?
_Sir Geo._ Who is he! Ha, ha, ha! Gad, that's an odd question to the
fellow that has been cracking your walnuts.
_Lady Am._ He is bad at his lesson.
_Sir Geo._ Certainly, when he ran from school--why don't you speak,
you lubber? you're curst modest now, but before I came, 'twas all done
amongst the posies--Here, my lady, take from a father's hand, Harry
Thunder.
_Lady Am._ That is what I may not.
_Sir Geo._ There, I thought you'd disgust her, you flat fish!
_Enter_ ROVER.
_Lady Am._ [_Taking_ ROVER'S _hand_.] Here, take from my hand, Harry
Thunder.
_Sir Geo._ Eh! [_Staring at_ ROVER.]
_Rover._ Eh! Oh! this is your sham Sir George? [_Apart._
_Harry._ Yes; I've been telling the lady, and she'll seem to humour
him.
_Rover._ I shan't though. [_To Harry._] How do you do, Abrawang?
_Sir Geo._ Abrawang!
_Rover._ You look like a good actor.--Ay, that's very well, indeed--never
lose sight of your character--you know, Sir George is a noisy, turbulent,
wicked old seaman.--Angry! bravo!--pout your under lip, purse your
brows--very well! But, dem it, Abrawang, you should have put a little
red upon your nose--mind a rule, ever play an angry old man, with a
red nose.
_Sir Geo._ Nose! [_Walks about in a passion._
_Rover._ Very well! that's right! strut about on your little pegs.
_Sir Geo._ I'm in such a fury.
_Rover._ We know that. Your figure is the most happy comedy squab I
ever saw; why only show yourself, and you set the audience in a roar.
_Sir Geo._ 'Sblood and fire!
_Rover._ "Keep it up, I like fun."
_Lady Am._ Who is this? [_To_ SIR GEORGE, _pointing at_ ROVER.
_Sir Geo._ Some puppy unknown.
_Lady Am._ And you don't know this gentleman? [_To_ ROVER, _points to_
SIR GEORGE.
_Rover._ Excellently well; "He's a fishmonger."
_Sir Geo._ A what?
_Lady Am._ Yes, father and son are determined not to know each other.
You know this youth? [_To_ ROVER.
_Rover._ [_To_ HARRY.] "My friend, Horatio"--"I wear him in my heart's
core, yea, in my heart of heart, as I do thee." [_Embracing._
_Sir Geo._ Such freedom with my niece before my face! Do you know that
lady, do you know my son, sir?
_Rover._ Be quiet. "Jaffier has discovered the plot, and you can't
deceive the senate."
_Harry._ Yes, my conscience wou'dn't let me carry it through.
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