Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Orphans -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
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Wilhelmina in London
By
Barry Pain
Author of “Eliza,” “Eliza Getting On,”
“Exit Eliza,” etc.
NEW EDITION
London
John Long, Limited
Norris Street, Haymarket
1912
Contents
I. STRANDED
II. MR. NATHAN GOULD
III. THE MAN OF MEANS
IV. THE MAN BEHIND THE DOOR
V. THE SPIRITS OF HANFORD GARDENS
VI. UNREWARDED
VII. A QUEER COMMISSION
VIII. THE PEGASUS CAR
IX. A LOSS AND A GAIN
Wilhelmina in London
I
STRANDED
It is quite possible to love a person whom one does not respect, of
whom one even disapproves. I loved my father, but I certainly did
not respect him. He did not even respect himself.
When he married my mother, much against the wishes of his family, my
grandfather bought him an annuity of two hundred a year, and desired
to have nothing more to do with him. My mother died when I was quite
a little girl, but I have a vivid recollection that she was just
about as helpless as my father. In times of financial crisis--and,
thanks to my father, these were very frequent--the two would sit
staring at one another over the fire, and say that this was the
beginning of the end, or exhort each other to hope and courage, but
never, by any chance, take any practical way of dealing with the
situation. On these gloomy occasions my father generally made a
will. I do not think he, at any time, had anything to leave us worth
mentioning, but the sonorous phrases and the feeling that he was
doing something business-like seemed to give him a melancholy
satisfaction. I have the last will that he made before me now. It
begins: “I, Bernard Castel, being of sound mind and understanding,
and at peace with God and man, do hereby give and bequeath all my
real and personal estate, of whatsoever kind, to my only beloved
daughter, Wilhelmina.” There followed directions as to the ways of
disposing of this estate, supposing it should exceed twenty-five
thousand pounds at the time of his death, and further directions if
it should exceed fifty thousand. At that time we were as usual
skating on the very edge of bankruptcy. I remember my father
returned in triumph from dealing with the local tradesman who was his
principal creditor. “I have done it, Wilhelmina,” he said. “And I
doubt if any other man in the world could have done it. Another coat
of paint and there would have been a collision.”
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