Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Orphans -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
My principal feeling on leaving Mr. Gould’s house was one of extreme
weariness. The emotions wear one out more than work does. I had
been living idly and even luxuriously, but I was more tired than I
used to be in the days when I lived with my father and during some
financial or domestic crisis the whole of the housework fell to my
lot. I had Mr. Gould’s five-pound notes in my pocket, and I drove to
a good hotel. I stopped there for three days, and I think I spent
most of my time in bed and asleep. Then I said to myself,
“Wilhelmina, this will not do. You are spending too much, and you
are earning nothing, and you are not even looking about you.” So I
left my good hotel and went to a cheap boarding-house. And on the
second night that I was there a young Hindoo proposed marriage to me.
Also the cooking was very bad. So I left.
While I was there I had calculated that I had enough money to furnish
a very small flat and to live for very nearly a year. I found my
flat in a Brompton back street. It was not one of the mansions with
lifts and liveried porters and electric light and lots of white
paint. It was a little thirty-pound house which had been ingeniously
converted into three flats. One was in the basement, and you entered
it down the area steps, and paid seven shillings a week when you got
there. The ground-floor flat was eight shillings, and the upstairs
flat seven-and-six. I went in for luxury and eight shillings. I had
a separate entrance, and when I shut my front door I was alone in my
own little world. The world contained a sitting-room, bedroom and
kitchen, and was extremely dirty and horrible until I set to work on
it. I need not say that I spent more money than I had intended on
cleaning, furnishing and decorating. Everybody does that. As an
economy and a punishment I did everything for myself. The flat above
me was occupied by a horse-keeper from one of the ’bus-yards and his
wife. The wife did a little intermittent cheap dressmaking. They
both drank, used improper language, and occasionally flung paraffin
lamps at one another. The flat below had been occupied by an old man
who lived alone, and had got tired of it and died. I met his dead
body coming up those area steps as I moved in. After that the flat
remained untenanted. Every Saturday a knowing-looking young man with
a pencil behind his ear, and an account book and a black bag, called
for the eight shillings. And as long as you paid that, nobody cared
who you were, or what you did, or why you did it. I rather liked
that.
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