Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Orphans -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
By this time I had become rather angry myself. “I don’t know,” I
said, “whether you mean to admit in this way that I had thought
correctly, but if you suggest that I had come here to blackmail you,
or that you can offer me money in that way----”
Here Lady Meskell, somewhat to my surprise, burst into peals of
laughter. She sat down and rubbed her fat hands together cheerfully.
“You are a very good girl,” she said. “I thought you were from the
first. But I was just making sure. No, unromantic though it may
seem, there is no _liaison_ between myself and the man--he happens to
be a cook--whom you saw leaving the garden. But, amid your mistakes,
you made one or two very happy guesses. It is true that he took my
pearls, and that I knew all along he had taken them, and that I knew
his name. The advertisement will keep on appearing for the rest of
this week. I have my own reasons for that. But, as a matter of
fact, the pearls were returned to me the day before yesterday. I
have got them upstairs, and I will show them to you, if you like,
before you go.”
“They were returned to you by this cook man?”
“Oh, dear, no! That wouldn’t have done at all. I can’t compound a
felony. At any rate, if I do, there must be no evidence of it. My
friend the cook quite understood that. A nice, ruddy-faced cabman
brought the pearls back and described how his little girl had found
them in the gutter, and had supposed them to be beads and had worn
them ever since. He knew it was a lie, and I knew it was a lie, and
he knew that I knew. But we went through it all with perfect
solemnity. My expert went over the pearls to see that they were all
right, and the bank-notes were handed to the cabman. But I think
that as you’ve been so clever--a little too clever, perhaps--you
ought not to be left in the dark as to the rest of the story. I did
not want to prosecute, because I did not want to have everybody
laughing at me, and they would certainly have laughed. Tell me, did
you find out nothing else about me?”
“Two or three other things. You were connected in different ways
with several charities. Then again, you----”
“That’ll do. It began with the charities. I came across this good
gentleman in hospital. He is an Italian; he has a bright and sunny
imagination, and he told me strange stories of streets at the back of
Tottenham Court Road. After demanding a pledge of secrecy he
confessed himself to be an Anarchist.”
“Then it was romantic, after all?”
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