Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Orphans -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
So far I had not gone outside my own province, and had moved with
comparative ease. My next step had to be more circumspect, for I was
about to attack the business man once more.
There are many cars, and at that time they were all the same to me.
I read the motoring news in the daily papers assiduously for a week,
and then I thought that I would try the Pegasus people. The Pegasus
car had just done some remarkable trials; it had one or two novelties
in construction; it had not an immense reputation already, but it
seemed to have a chance of making one.
So one afternoon I put on gorgeous apparel and walked into the
show-room of the Pegasus people looking exactly as if I were about to
buy a car. I even felt a little like it too. A tall, handsome man
in a frock coat and a powerful little fellow in a dirty overall
removed their attention from a car’s duodenum as I approached. The
handsome man came forward. The powerful, squat man remained by the
car; he still seemed busy with its vermiform appendix, but he was
listening all the time.
“I want,” I said, “to learn how to drive the Pegasus car. I want
also to learn a good deal about the interior of the car so that I can
do adjustments and slight repairs. And I want to learn everything
about tyres.”
There was just the flicker of a smile over the handsome man’s face,
but in a moment he had stowed it away at the back of his head and was
asking me suavely if I wished to buy a car.
“No,” I said boldly. “Not at all. I could not afford it. I have
not the money. Buy a car? I’m more likely to sell one. All I want
at present is to understand the car thoroughly, and to know how to
drive it.”
The handsome man hesitated. The man in the dirty overall lifted up a
bit of the car’s femoral artery, looked at it, and then gave his
undivided attention to the handsome man and myself.
“I should, of course, be prepared to pay,” I added.
“Yes, of course, miss,” said the handsome man, “but you see--well, so
much of the work is hardly suited for a lady. Some of it requires a
good deal of muscular strength. Then, if I may mention it, you would
spoil your hands. Then, again, you would hardly like to work in our
repairing shop among the ordinary workmen who are there. There
really are many difficulties. Hadn’t you better think it over,
perhaps?”
“Marshall.” It was the voice of the powerful man in the dirty
overall. It was a loud voice, and packed full of authority.
“Yes, sir,” said the handsome man in the frock coat.
“You will arrange that. See? Do the best you can for the lady.”
Then he wandered away through a glazed door which seemed to lead to
outer darkness, carrying tenderly in one hand one of the car’s
vertebræ.
I had been imagining all this time that the frock coat was the
supreme manager and general god of the place, and that dirty overall
was a mere workman. I now saw that this was not the case.
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