Will Rossiter's Original Talkalogues by American Jokers — John Shaqi
Will Rossiter's Original Talkalogues by American Jokers
General
Will Rossiter's Original Talkalogues by American Jokers
American wit and humor
EMERGENCIES.—Should a child swallow a button, lower a
button-hole down its throat with a piece of string, pass it over
the button and yank it out.——If you see a runaway horse
approaching and are unable to get out of his way, speak to him
firmly, saying, “Lie down, sir!”
TO TELL A BAD EGG.—This depends entirely on what you wish to
tell the egg. If it be bad news, break it gently—this applies
both to the communication and the fruit. The former had better
be made by telephone, with the safety plug in position.
TO BREAK A COLT.—Hit him across the back with a sledge hammer.
One blow should be sufficient to break him—or at least break his
back.
TO MAKE ICE-WATER LAST.—Prepare everything else first.
Sent post-paid to any address upon receipt of fifteen cents in stamps.
Address all orders to
J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,
P. O. Box 767 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.
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=How to Read Character by Handwriting.= By Henry Rice. Even to the
uninitiated eye there is a greater or less degree of difference in every
handwriting, such as the slope of the letters, the upward or downward
slant of the line, the coarseness or delicacy of the writing, its
neatness and legibility. What the uninitiated do not know is that each
of these peculiarities is indicative of the character of the writer, yet
a student will be surprised to see the revelations which a few moments’
intelligent perusal of a specimen of handwriting will afford him. Over
sixty specimens of handwriting and letters are given in this book, with
comments by Mr. Rice as to the different characteristics from a
scientific standpoint. Graphology opens up a new field for intelligent
effort, and the rapid strides it has been making the past few years bid
fair to soon place it above Palmistry, Astrology, etc., in point of
popularity. Book sent postpaid for 25 cents.
=Pursuit of Virtue.= By Roland Burke Hennessy, author of “Beautiful Bad
Broadway,” “When a Young Man’s Virtuous,” etc. This is the latest from
the pen of Mr. Hennessy, and we consider it one of the best stories he
has ever written. The scenes are in and around New York and abound with
many thrilling adventures. This book also contains the following short
stories:
Peeping Into Paradise
An Act of Heroism
A Wise Gazabo
Synonym Sammy
A Great Scheme
The Man Without a Hoe
Love’s Tokens
A Moral and An Experience
What Three Maidens Dreamed
The Matinee-Girl
Etc., etc.
—all in all, it would be hard to find a book of light reading of more
interest than the above. All the above sent prepaid on receipt of price,
25 cents.
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