William was an unconscious diplomat. His business career had already
been marked by the devotion of much time to the consideration of the
easiest methods of dealing with problems as they presented themselves
from time to time, though not always with success, and his first
perusal of the list of tenants handed him by Whimple showed him that
the job of rent collecting would be no sinecure. He knew his own
district very well; the work and conditions, the family life, and many
other details of a more or less intimate nature, were matters of
knowledge to him. He read the list over again as he turned down a
street to make his first call, and then passed the first house on his
list, and kept right on until he came to Jimmy Duggan's coal and wood
yard. Jimmy was located in his office, a wooden shack with a tin roof,
where he was laboriously engaged in the monthly task of straightening
out his books. To him William confided the errand entrusted to him,
and over the habits and the career of the first-named tenant on the
list there followed a solemn conference. At its close, William, with a
"Much obliged, Jimmy," sallied forth to the house he had passed on his
way, and knocked sharply at the door. A girl, untidy, unwashed, with a
face that might have been pretty if the coating of dirt upon it were
removed, appeared at the bay window of the ground floor. William knew
the girl and she knew William. Unabashed, he endured her calm
scrutiny, banking on his belief that she would never "tumble" to his
errand. She looked a long time, but finally came to the door and
slowly opened it. Whereupon William promptly stepped inside.
"Is Mister Jonas in?" he asked as he closed the door behind him.
"No," she said timidly.
"Ah! gone out for a walk I suppose?" said William politely.
In the dim light of the hall she looked at him with fear in her eyes.
"He's a great walker, I believe," William went on with a tinge of
sarcasm. "Out in the mornings, out in the afternoons, takes another
stroll in the evenings. Does he ever go to sleep?"
She made no answer, and William, who was at least a head shorter,
patted her on the shoulder. "Cheer up," he said patronisingly, "it's
all right. I've just come for the rent, that's all."
"For what?" she gasped.
"The rent; hadn't you better show me where he is right away?"
"Didn't I say he wasn't in?" she answered sharply.
"You did, my dear, but I'm willing to forget it. I believe that kinder
answer goes in polite society when the lady of the house don't want to
see anybody, and the lady what calls hopes that the lady she calls on
ain't in. But it don't go with me."
"But he ain't in," the girl whined.
"Then he's out for the first time in three years," was the rejoinder,
"and it's funny he'd pick rent day for a walk; him owing two months'
rent at that. P'raps he left the money with you?"
"No."
"H'm. Then I'll wait till he comes back."
"But he won't be back until to-night."
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