The plans that men make in the belief that the knowledge and wisdom of
the adult mind knows what is best for youth are many and of small
account. For the youthful mind sees easily through the most of them,
intuitively perhaps, and not by methods of reasoning, and decides for
itself whether it shall accept or reject them. And office boys
constitute a particularly abnormal department--if such it may be
termed--of the youthful mind. This is merely a roundabout way of
preparing the readers, if any, of this veracious chronicle with the
fact that William had not, as Tommy Watson supposed, "walked into" the
plan whereby he was to receive an additional hour of tuition from that
prince of tutors, "Chuck" Epstein. If this was a history, the truth
might be coloured with the glamour of romance at times. But, as Tommy
Watson himself was wont to say, "Facts are real, facts are earnest,
facts are very stubborn things, facts are facts where'er you find 'em,
facts are what gives truth its wings." Therefore, it is here set down
in black and white that William himself engineered that additional
hour, and the wise men who thought they had initiated it patted
themselves on the back because it was a success.
William, of a truth, was beginning to find himself by finding others
out. He had discovered, and it was a bitter shock to William, that
Lucien Torrance, for whom his feelings were tinctured by good-natured
tolerance, was making good use of his spare time around the office.
Lucien had no "vaulting ambition:" he would hardly have understood the
meaning of the words. He wanted to improve his position though, and he
practised consistently on the typewriter, he took lessons in shorthand,
and was beginning to master the intricacies of bookkeeping, taking his
lessons therein at a night school. His desk was always neat and clean,
and the clerical work that Simmons, the architect, was beginning to
trust him with was well done.
William's desk always looked to be over-crowded, and was never neat.
Periodically, the lad had a cleaning-up day, but he never seemed to
make much headway in getting rid of the assorted mass of newspaper and
magazine clippings that he accumulated with avidity. It was an amazing
collection, and every bit of reading in it, and every picture, referred
to comedians; always comedians.
Lucien Torrance tackled him about it one day. "Why don't you throw all
that truck away?" he said; "it's an awful lot of rubbish."
"Truck! Rubbish!"
"Yes: what do you want with that?"
"You wouldn't tumble to it if I told you," William answered, so mildly
that Lucien, who had expected a stinging rebuke, was almost overcome
with surprise. "It's a secret," William went on, "a dark secret, but
one of these days you'll be paying good money to find out about it."
"Not me."
"Yes, you, Lucien Torrance; you'll be doing it, and paying for your
girl, or your wife, perhaps, to help you find it out."
"I haven't got a girl, and as for a wife, I'm only fifteen----"
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