William Cobbett: A Biography in Two Volumes, Vol. 1Smith, Edward
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William Cobbett: A Biography in Two Volumes, Vol. 1
Smith, Edward
Cobbett, William 1763-1835
off for a good while, and the adjutant knew that I had the
thing at heart. What does he do now, but come to me, and after
talking about the Report again, affect to lament, that he
should be so much engaged with it, that there was no hope of
my being permitted to go on _my frolic_, till he had finished
the Report. I, who knew very well what this meant, began to
be very anxious for this _finishing_, to effect which I knew
there was but one way. Tacked on to the pigeon-shooting the
report became an object of importance, and I said, ‘_Perhaps
I can do something_, sir, in putting the papers in order for
you.’ That was enough. Away he went, brought me the whole
mass, and tossing them down upon the table: ‘There,’ said he,
‘do what you like with them; for, d----n the rubbish, I have
no patience with it!’ Rubbish it really was, if we looked
only at the rude manner of the papers; but the matter would
to me, at this day, have been very interesting. I d----d the
papers as heartily as he did, and with better reason; but they
were to bring me my week’s frolic; and, as I entered into
everything with ardour, this pigeon-shooting frolic, at the
age of about 23 [27], was more than a compensation for all
the toil of this Report and its appendix. To work I went, and
with the assistance of my shooting-companion sergeant, who
called over the figures to me, I had the appendix completed
in rough draft, in two days and one night. Having the detail
before me, the Report was short work, and the whole was soon
completed. But before a _neat copy_ was made out, the thing had
to be shown to the Commissioners. It would not do to show it
them in my handwriting. The adjutant got over this difficulty
by copying the report; and having shown it, and had it highly
applauded,--‘Well then,’ said he, ‘here sergeant-major, _go and
make a fair copy_.’ This was the most shameless thing that I
ever witnessed. This report and appendix, though I hated the
job, were, such was my habit of doing everything well, executed
with so much neatness and accuracy, that the Duke of Kent,
who afterwards became Commander-in-chief in those provinces,
and who was told of this report, which was in his office at
Halifax, had a copy of it made to be kept in the office, and
carried the original with him to England as a curiosity; and of
this fact he informed me himself. The duke, from some source
or other, had heard that it was I who had been the penman upon
this occasion, though I had never mentioned it to anybody.
It drew forth a great deal of admiration at Fredericton, and
the Lieutenant-governor, General Carleton,[5] asked me in
plain terms, whether it was I who had drawn up the Report. The
adjutant had told me that I _need not say_ but it was he,
_because_ he had promised to do it himself. I was not satisfied
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