William Cobbett: A Biography in Two Volumes, Vol. 1Smith, Edward
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William Cobbett: A Biography in Two Volumes, Vol. 1
Smith, Edward
Cobbett, William 1763-1835
“There is a little hop-garden in which I used to work when
from eight to ten years old; from which I have scores of times
run to follow the hounds, leaving the hoe to do the best that
it could to destroy the weeds; but the most interesting thing
was a sand-hill, which goes from a part of the heath down to
the rivulet. As a due mixture of pleasure with toil, I with
two brothers, used occasionally to disport ourselves, as the
lawyers call it, at this sand-hill. One diversion was this: we
used to go to the top of the hill, which was steeper than the
roof of a house; one used to draw his arms out of the sleeves
of his smock-frock, and lay himself down with his arms by
his sides; and then the others, one at head and the other at
feet, sent him rolling down the hill like a barrel or a log
of wood. By the time he got to the bottom, his hair, eyes,
ears, nose, and mouth, were all full of this loose sand; then
the others took their turn; and at every roll, there was a
monstrous spell of laughter. I had often told my sons of this
while they were very little, and I now took one of them to see
the spot. But, that was not all. This was the spot where I was
receiving my education; and this was the sort of education;
and I am perfectly satisfied that if I had not received such
an education, or something very much like it; that, if I had
been brought up a milksop, with a nursery-maid everlastingly at
my heels, I should have been at this day as great a fool, as
inefficient a mortal, as any of those frivolous idiots that are
turned out from Winchester and Westminster School, or from any
of those dens of dunces called colleges and universities. It is
impossible to say how much I owe to that sand-hill; and I went
to return it my thanks for the ability which it probably gave
me to be one of the greatest terrors, to one of the greatest
and most powerful bodies of knaves and fools, that ever were
permitted to afflict this or any other country.”
In such manner the merry, sturdy, little life went on. At tying
hop-poles, or scaring birds, almost as soon as he could barely stand,
a trifling share was given to the family efforts; whilst the vigorous,
healthy senses were already open to the keenest enjoyment of nature,
and to the unexpected moments of fun which enter into the days of
boyhood. Look at this, for example (written at nearly seventy years of
age).
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