William Cobbett: A Biography in Two Volumes, Vol. 2Smith, Edward
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William Cobbett: A Biography in Two Volumes, Vol. 2
Smith, Edward
Cobbett, William 1763-1835
Clear, and temperate, and lively as they were, however, there was no
mincing of matters; even to the pointing out to Lord Sidmouth, at last,
that he was the real revolutionist,[5] and that all his efforts were
“unavailing as to the work of stifling.”
“NOTHING WILL, CAN, OR SHALL KEEP MY WRITINGS FROM THE EYES OF
MY SUFFERING AND FAITHFUL COUNTRYMEN!”
But, if this was resolution and not mere swagger, how was it to be
done? Any one of his neighbours, maliciously disposed, could have Mr.
Cobbett brought before a magistrate, and thrown into jail without
warning, for any word with a tendency. What is more, they meant to do
so.
There was only one way:--
“A few years ago, being at Barnet Fair, I saw a battle going
on, arising out of some sudden quarrel, between a butcher and
the servant of a West-country grazier. The butcher, though
vastly superior in point of size, finding that he was getting
the worst of it, recoiled a step or two, and drew out his
knife. Upon the sight of this weapon, the grazier turned about
and ran off, till he came up to a Scotchman who was guarding
his herd, and out of whose hand the former snatched a good
ash-stick, about four feet long. Having thus got what he called
_a long arm_, he returned to the combat, and, in a very short
time, he gave the butcher a blow upon the wrist, which brought
his knife to the ground. The grazier then fell to work with
his stick in such a style as I never before witnessed. The
butcher fell down, and rolled and kicked; but he seemed only
to change his position in order to insure to every part of his
carcase a due share of the penalty of his baseness. After the
grazier had, apparently, tired himself, he was coming away,
when, happening to cast his eye upon the _knife_, he ran back
and renewed the basting, exclaiming every now and then, as he
caught his breath: ‘_Dra’ thy knife, wo’t?_’ He came away a
second time, and a second time returned, and set on upon the
caitiff again; and this he repeated several times, exclaiming
always when he recommenced the drubbing: ‘Dra’ thy knife,
wo’t?’--till, at last, the butcher was so bruised, that he was
actually unable to stand or even to get up; and yet, such,
amongst Englishmen, is the abhorrence of foul fighting, that
not a soul attempted to interfere, and nobody seemed to pity a
man thus unmercifully beaten.
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