Booksellers and bookselling -- Fiction; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Poets -- Fiction
The burly forms of two extremely dignified and curiously dressed
street-persons, whom the boy’s knowledge of the practical sciences
enabled him to identify as police constables, appeared through the ring
of excited faces. After they had held some little intercourse with the
bystanders, which to the boy was not intelligible, to his astonishment
and great consternation one police constable seized him by the right
arm, the other by the left. With much celerity they turned out all his
pockets and exposed their content to view. Then they began to pull him
about in a most curious and alarming manner. They twisted his body
this way and that. They gripped him, and shook him, and punched him,
and pressed him. They took off his boots and looked into his mouth.
The only articles they found in his possession were a handkerchief,
fourpence in coppers, and an elzevir volume of Sophocles printed at
Düsseldorf in 1640.
“We can’t find no purse, ma’am,” said the more burly of the two police
constables, speaking slowly and heavily, “but no doubt you’ll hidentify
this?”
He offered the owner of the missing purse the volume of Sophocles.
“I shall identify nothing of the kind,” said the woman angrily. “I
want my purse; I can’t live without it,” and then she said with a cold
vehemence, “If my purse is not restored to me immediately it will be
most serious for everybody. My husband is a member of the Government.”
At this announcement a profound sigh appeared to escape the
ever-increasing circle of spectators. The excitement depicted in their
faces deepened perceptibly.
“Might I ask for the name of your husband, madam?” said the tall man,
with a very grave air.
“My husband,” said the woman in a tone which was quite fit to address
a mass meeting, “is Lord Pomeroy, the President of the Board of Public
Enlightenment.”
“Then your ladyship is the Countess of Pomeroy!” said the tall man in a
voice of awe.
“I have that misfortune,” said the woman, in a tone still louder than
any she had used before. As she spoke she looked round at all about
her, and in the act of so doing her eyes seemed to bulge out of her
head like those of a reptile.
Each police constable saluted respectfully.
“Miss Sharp,” said the tall man, “fetch the manager at once.”
The woman in black tore her skirt and knocked down a china ornament,
owing to the expedition with which she went forth to do so.
“I beg your pardon, my lady,” said the more amply nourished of the two
constables, “but I’m afeared we must ax you to prefer a charge.”
“I have nothing whatever to do with the charges,” said the woman
tartly. “I merely ask for my purse; I can’t live without it.”
“Well, my lady,” said the fatter of the two constables, “we can’t do
nothing unless you prefers a charge.”
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