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“Pray do so by all means,” said Mr. W. P. Walkinshaw, with a bland
encouragement.
“It occurs to me, sir,” said Mr. Dodson, “that William Jordan,
Junior’s--ah, shortness of measure may be due to _greenness_, as one
might say.”
“Your metaphor is a little mixed, Dodson,” said Mr. Walter Pater
Walkinshaw affably, “but I think your meaning is sufficiently clear.
You would say he lacks experience of life?”
“That is it, sir, exactly,” said Mr. Dodson, “that is just what I
wanted to say. My private impression is that his education has been
seriously neglected.”
“That is a serious indictment, Mr. Dodson,” said Mr. W. P. Walkinshaw
gravely. “A very serious indictment.”
“It would be, sir, in the case of another, I am free to confess,”
said Mr. Dodson, with a guile that would have embellished the
primeval serpent; “but then, you see, sir, in spite of ed-u-ca-tional
disadvantages, Nature has thought fit to reserve a point in favour of
William Jordan, Junior.”
“Ah,” said Mr. W. P. Walkinshaw, “what, pray, is the point that Nature
has reserved in his favour?”
“William Jordan, Junior, may not be a scholar,” said Mr. Dodson,
speaking with the calm humility of those who have served their
novitiate to the mysteries, “but, in the best sense of the word, sir,
he is a gentleman.”
“Ah,” said Mr. W. P. Walkinshaw, with a sudden accession of interest
to his eminently serious and somewhat melancholy eyes, “that is
interesting; one is glad to know that.”
“Yes, sir,” said Mr. Dodson with quiet confidence, for unmistakably he
was well on the target; “whatever young Jordan is, or whatever he is
not, he can’t _help_ being a gentleman.”
“One has noticed it oneself,” said Mr. Walter Pater Walkinshaw. “May
one ask, Dodson, has your knowledge been gained empirically, or are you
in the possession of data which have been privately communicated?”
“Well, sir,” said Mr. Dodson, “he has not said a word about his
family; but if it is not a good deal above the common my name is not
Matthew Arnold Dodson. I believe, sir, his mental training is entirely
due to a maiden aunt who lives in the neighbourhood of Hither Green--I
believe, sir, he was left an orphan at a tender age--but his manners
and behaviour seem to have been handed down. Personally, I do not
doubt, sir, for a single moment that Mr. Octavius was right when he
allowed him to take his seat in our midst.”
“The judgment at which you have arrived does you infinite credit,
Dodson,” said Mr. Walter Pater Walkinshaw. “It is also a tribute to a
fun-da-men-tal goodness of heart. There can be no doubt whatever that
Mr. Octavius was quite right.”
Mr. Dodson totally ignored a compliment that one of less calibre would
have felt constrained to accept with embarrassment.
“I, for one, sir,” said Mr. Dodson confidentially, “place implicit
faith in the judgment of Mr. Octavius. Personally, sir, I have never
seen it betray a sign of being at fault.”
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