English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Hip._ For, I say, you are to be my husband, and you say husbands must
be wittols, and some strange things to boot.
_Ger._ Well, I will take my fortune.
_Hip._ But have a care, rash man.
_Ger._ I will venture.
_Hip._ At your peril; remember I wished you to have a care: forewarned,
fore-armed.
_Prue._ Indeed now, that's fair; for most men are fore-armed before
they are warned.
_Hip._ Plain dealing is some kind of honesty however, and few women
would have said so much.
_Ger._ None but those who would delight in a husband's jealousy, as the
proof of his love and her honour.
_Hip._ Hold, sir, let us have a good understanding betwixt one another
at first, that we may be long friends. I differ from you in the point;
for a husband's jealousy, which cunning men would pass upon their wives
for a compliment, is the worst can be made 'em; for indeed it is a
compliment to their beauty, but an affront to their honour.
_Ger._ But madam--
_Hip._ So that upon the whole matter I conclude, jealousy in a
gallant is humble true love, and the height of respect, and only an
undervaluing of himself to overvalue her; but in a husband 'tis arrant
sauciness, cowardice, and ill-breeding, and not to be suffered.
_Ger._ I stand corrected, gracious miss.
_Hip._ Well, but have you brought the gentlemen fiddlers with you, as I
desired?
_Ger._ They are below.
_Hip._ Are they armed well?
_Ger._ Yes, they have instruments too that are not of wood; but what
will you do with them?
_Hip._ What did you think I intended to do with them? when I whispered
you to bring gentlemen of your acquaintance instead of fiddlers, as my
father desired you to bring, pray what did you think I intended?
_Ger._ Faith, e'en to make fools of the gentlemen fiddlers, as you had
done of your gentleman dancing-master.
_Hip._ I intended 'em for our guard and defence against my father's
Spanish and Guinea force, when we were to make our retreat from hence;
and to help us to take the keys from my aunt, who has been the watchful
porter of this house this twelve-month; and this design (if your heart
do not fail you) we will put in execution as soon as you have given
your friends below instructions.
_Ger._ Are you sure your heart will stand right still? You flinched
last night, when I little expected it, I am sure.
_Hip._ The time last night was not so proper for us as now, for reasons
I will give you. But besides that, I confess I had a mind to try
whether your interest did not sway you more than your love; whether
the twelve hundred pounds a-year I told you of had not made a greater
impression in your heart than Hippolita: but finding it otherwise--yet
hold, perhaps upon consideration you are grown wiser; can you yet, as
I said, be so desperate, so out of fashion, as to steal a woman with
nothing?
_Ger._ With you I can want nothing, nor can be made by anything more
rich or happy.
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