English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
Pardon, madam, the quotation; for a dedication can no more be without
ends of Latin, than flattery: and 'tis no matter whom it is writ to;
for an author can as easily, I hope, suppose people to have more
understanding and languages than they have, as well as more virtues.
But why, the devil, should any of the few modest and handsome be
alarmed?--for some there are, who, as well as any, deserve those
attributes, yet refrain not from seeing this play, nor think it any
addition to their virtue to set up for it in a playhouse, lest there
it should look too much like acting--but why, I say, should any at
all of the truly virtuous be concerned, if those who are not so are
distinguished from 'em? for by that mask of modesty which women wear
promiscuously in public, they are all alike; and you can no more know
a kept wench from a woman of honour by her looks than by her dress.
For those who are of quality without honour (if any such there are)
they have their quality to set off their false modesty, as well as
their false jewels; and you must no more suspect their countenances
for counterfeit than their pendants, though as the plain dealer
Montaigne says, "_Els envoy leur conscience au bordel, et tiennent
leur continence en règle_." But those who act as they look, ought not
to be scandalised at the reprehension of others' faults, lest they tax
themselves with 'em, and by too delicate and quick an apprehension not
only make that obscene which I meant innocent, but that satire on all,
which was intended only on those who deserved it.
But, madam, I beg your pardon for this digression to civil women and
ladies of honour, since you and I shall never be the better for 'em:
for a comic poet and a lady of your profession make most of the
other sort; and the stage and your houses, like our plantations, are
propagated by the least nice women; and, as with the ministers of
justice, the vices of the age are our best business. But now I mention
public persons, I can no longer defer doing you the justice of a
dedication, and telling you your own, who are, of all public-spirited
people, the most necessary, most communicative, most generous and
hospitable. Your house has been the house of the people; your sleep
still disturbed for the public; and when you arose, 'twas that others
might lie down; and you waked that others might rest; the good you have
done is unspeakable. How many young inexperienced heirs have you kept
from rash foolish marriages, and from being jilted for their lives by
the worst sort of jilts, wives! How many unbewitched widowers' children
have you preserved from the tyranny of stepmothers! How many old doters
from cuckoldage, and keeping other men's wenches and children! How many
adulteries and unnatural sins have you prevented! In fine, you have
been a constant scourge to the old lecher, and often a terror to the
young: you have made concupiscence its own punishment, and extinguished
lust with lust, like blowing up of houses to stop the fire.
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