English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
"Nimirum propter continentiam, incontinentia
Necessaria est, incendium ignibus exstinguitur."[93]
There's Latin for you again, madam: I protest to you, as I am an
author, I cannot help it: nay, I can hardly keep myself from quoting
Aristotle and Horace, and talking to you of the rules of writing (like
the French authors), to show you and my reader I understand 'em, in
my epistle, lest neither of you should find it out by the play. And
according to the rules of dedications, 'tis no matter whether you
understand or no what I quote or say to you of writing; for an author
can as easily make any one a judge or critic in an epistle, as a hero
in his play. But, madam, that this may prove to the end a true epistle
dedicatory, I'd have you to know 'tis not without a design upon you,
which is in the behalf of the fraternity of Parnassus; that songs and
sonnets may go at your houses, and in your liberties, for guineas and
half-guineas; and that wit, at least with you, as of old, may be the
price of beauty, and so you will prove a true encourager of poetry; for
love is a better help to it than wine; and poets, like painters, draw
better after the life than by fancy. Nay, in justice, madam, I think a
poet ought to be as free of your houses, as of the play-houses; since
he contributes to the support of both, and is as necessary to such as
you, as a ballad-singer to a pick-purse, in convening the cullies at
the theatres, to be picked up and carried to supper and bed at your
houses. And, madam, the reason of this motion of mine is, because poor
poets can get no favour in the tiring-rooms, for they are no keepers,
you know; and folly and money, the old enemies of wit, are even too
hard for it on its own dunghill: and for other ladies, a poet can least
go to the price of them. Besides, his wit, which ought to recommend
him to 'em, is as much an obstruction to his love, as to his wealth or
preferment; for most women now-a-days apprehend wit in a lover, as much
as in a husband; they hate a man that knows 'em, they must have a blind
easy fool, whom they can lead by the nose; and, as the Scythian women
of old, must baffle a man, and put out his eyes, ere they will lie with
him; and then too like thieves, when they have plundered and stripped a
man, leave him. But if there should be one of a hundred of those ladies
generous enough to give herself to a man that has more wit than money,
(all things considered,) he would think it cheaper coming to you for
a mistress, though you made him pay his guinea; as a man in a journey
(out of good husbandry), had better pay for what he has at an inn, than
lie on free-cost at a gentleman's house.
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