English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Fid._ Sir, good sir, generous captain.
_Man._ Prithee, kind impertinence, leave me. Why should'st thou follow
me, flatter my generosity now, since thou knowest I have no money left?
if I had it, I'd give it thee, to buy my quiet.
_Fid._ I never followed yet, sir, reward or fame, but you alone; nor
do I now beg anything but leave to share your miseries. You should not
be a niggard of 'em, since, methinks, you have enough to spare. Let me
follow you now, because you hate me, as you have often said.
_Man._ I ever hated a coward's company, I must confess.
_Fid._ Let me follow you till I am none, then; for you, I'm sure, will
go through such worlds of dangers, that, I shall be inured to 'em; nay,
I shall be afraid of your anger more than danger, and so turn valiant
out of fear. Dear captain, do not cast me off till you have tried me
once more: do not, do not go to sea again without me.
_Man._ Thou to sea! to court, thou fool; remember the advice I gave
thee: thou art a handsome spaniel, and canst fawn naturally: go, busk
about and run thyself into the next great man's lobby; first fawn upon
the slaves without, and then run into the lady's bedchamber; thou mayst
be admitted at last to tumble her bed. Go seek, I say, and lose me; for
I am not able to keep thee; I have not bread for myself.
_Fid._ Therefore I will not go, because then I may help and serve you.
_Man._ Thou!
_Fid._ I warrant you, sir; for, at worst, I could beg or steal for you.
_Man._ Nay, more bragging! Dost thou not know there's venturing your
life in stealing? Go, prithee, away: thou art as hard to shake off as
that flattering, effeminating mischief, love.
_Fid._ Love did you name? Why, you are not so miserable as to be yet in
love, sure?
_Man._ No, no, prithee away, begone, or--[_Aside._] I had almost
discovered my love and shame; well, if I had, that thing could not
think the worse of me--or if he did--no--yes, he shall know it--he
shall--but then I must never leave him, for they are such secrets, that
make parasites and pimps lords of their masters: for any slavery or
tyranny is easier than love's.--[_Aloud._] Come hither, since thou art
so forward to serve me: hast thou but resolution enough to endure the
torture of a secret? for such to some is insupportable.
_Fid._ I would keep it as safe as if your dear, precious life depended
on't.
_Man._ Damn your dearness! It concerns more than my life,--my honour.
_Fid._ Doubt it not, sir.
_Man._ And do not discover it, by too much fear of discovering it; but
have a great care you let not Freeman find it out.
_Fid._ I warrant you, sir, I am already all joy with the hopes of
your commands; and shall be all wings in the execution of 'em: speak
quickly, sir.
_Man._ You said you'd beg for me.
_Fid._ I did, sir.
_Man._ Then you shall beg for me.
_Fid._ With all my heart, sir.
_Man._ That is, pimp for me.
_Fid._ How, sir?
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