English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_L. Flip._ Go, go, I take that kind of jealousy worst of all, to
suspect I would be debauched to beastly matrimony.--But who are those
gentlemen, pray? are they men of fortunes, Mrs. Joyner?
_Mrs. Joyn._ I believe so.
_L. Flip._ Do you believe so, indeed?--Gentlemen--[_Advancing towards_
RANGER _and_ VINCENT.
_Ran._ If the civility we owe to ladies had not controlled our envy to
Mr. Dapperwit, we had interrupted ere this your private conversation.
_L. Flip._ Your interruption, sir, had been most civil and
obliging;--for our discourse was of marriage.
_Ran._ That is a subject, madam, as grateful as common.
_L. Flip._ O fy, fy! are you of that opinion too? I cannot suffer any
to talk of it in my company.
_Ran._ Are you married then, madam?
_L. Flip._ No, certainly.
_Ran._ I am sure so much beauty cannot despair of it.
_L. Flip._ Despair of it!--
_Ran._ Only those that are married, or cannot be married, hate to hear
of marriage.
_L. Flip._ Yet you must know, sir, my aversion to marriage is such,
that you, nor no man breathing, shall ever persuade me to it.
_Ran._ Cursed be the man should do so rude a thing as to persuade you
to anything against your inclination! I would not do it for the world,
madam.
_L. Flip._ Come, come, though you seem to be a civil gentleman, I think
you no better than your neighbours. I do not know a man of you all that
will not thrust a woman up into a corner, and then talk an hour to her
impertinently of marriage.
_Ran._ You would find me another man in a corner, I assure you, madam;
for you should not have a word of marriage from me, whatsoever you
might find in my actions of it; I hate talking as much as you.
_L. Flip._ I hate it extremely.
_Ran._ I am your man then, madam; for I find just the same fault with
your sex as you do with ours:--I ne'er could have to do with woman in
my life, but still she would be impertinently talking of marriage to me.
_L. Flip._ Observe that, Mrs. Joyner.
_Dap._ Pray, Mr. Ranger, let's go; I had rather drink with Mr. Vincent,
than stay here with you; besides 'tis Park-time.
_Ran._ [_To_ DAPPERWIT.] I come.--[_To_ Lady FLIPPANT.] Since you are
a lady that hate marriage, I'll do you the service to withdraw the
company; for those that hate marriage hate loss of time.
_L. Flip._ Will you go then, sir? but before you go, sir, pray tell me
is your aversion to marriage real?
_Ran._ As real as yours.
_L. Flip._ If it were no more real than mine--[_Aside._
_Ran._ Your servant, madam. [_Turns to go._
_L. Flip._ But do you hate marriage certainly? [_Plucks him back._
_Ran._ Certainly.
_L. Flip._ Come, I cannot believe it: you dissemble it only because I
pretend it.
_Ran._ Do you but pretend it then, madam?
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