English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_L. Flip._ Another husband, another husband, foh!
_Lyd._ There does not pass a night here but many a match is made.
_L. Flip._ That a woman of honour should have the word match in her
mouth!--but I hope, madam, the fellows do not make honourable love
here, do they? I abominate honourable love, upon my honour.
_Lyd._ If they should make honourable love here, I know you would
prevent 'em.
_Re-enter_ VINCENT _and_ DAPPERWIT.--_They walk slowly towards the_
Ladies.
But here come two men will inform you what to do.
_L. Flip._ Do they come?--are they men certainly?
_Lyd._ Prepare for an assault, they'll put you to't.
_L. Flip._ Will they put us to't certainly? I was never put to't yet.
If they should put us to't, I should drop down, down, certainly.
_Lyd._ I believe, truly, you would not have power to run away.
_L. Flip._ Therefore I will not stay the push.--They come! they come!
oh, the fellows come! [Lady FLIPPANT _runs away,_ LYDIA _follows, and_
VINCENT _and_ DAPPERWIT _after them._
_Re-enter_ Lady FLIPPANT _at the other side, alone._
_L. Flip._ So! I am got off clear! I did not run from the men, but my
companion. For all their brags, men have hardly courage to set upon
us when our number is equal; now they shall see I defy 'em:--for we
women have always most courage when we are alone. But, a pox! the lazy
rogues come not! or they are drunk and cannot run. Oh drink! abominable
drink! instead of inflaming love, it quenches it; and for one lover
it encourages, it makes a thousand impotent. Curse on all wine! even
Rhenish wine and sugar--
_Enter_ Sir SIMON ADDLEPLOT, _muffled in a cloak._
But fortune will not see me want; here comes a single bully,--I wish he
may stand;--
For now a-nights the jostling nymph is bolder
Than modern satyr with his cloak o'er shoulder.
Well met, sir. [_She puts on her mask._
_Sir Sim._ How shall I know that, forsooth? Who are you? do you know me?
_L. Flip._ Who are you? don't you know me?
_Sir Sim._ Not I, faith and troth!
_L. Flip._ I am glad on't; for no man e'er liked a woman the better for
having known her before.
_Sir Sim._ Ay, but then one can't be so free with a new acquaintance as
with an old one; she may deny one the civility.
_L. Flip._ Not till you ask her.
_Sir Sim._ But I am afraid to be denied.
_L. Flip._ Let me tell you, sir, you cannot disoblige us women more
than in distrusting us.
_Sir Sim._ Pish! what should one ask for, when you know one's
meaning?--but shall I deal freely with you?
_L. Flip._ I love, of my life, men should deal freely with me; there
are so few men will deal freely with one--
_Sir Sim._ Are you not a fireship,[32] a punk, madam?
_L. Flip._ Well, sir, I love raillery.
_Sir Sim._ Faith and troth, I do not rally, I deal freely.
_L. Flip._ This is the time and place for freedom, sir.
_Sir Sim._ Are you handsome?
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