English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Ran._ [_Aside._] Not I, the devil take me! but I must on
now.--[_Aloud._] Could you imagine, madam, by the innumerable crowd of
your admirers, you had left any man free in the town, or ignorant of
the power of your beauty?
_Chris._ I never saw your face before, that I remember.
_Ran._ Ah, madam! you would never regard your humblest slave; I was
till now a modest lover.
_Lyd._ Falsest of men! [_Aside._
_Chris._ My woman said, you came to seek a relation here, not a
mistress.
_Ran._ I must confess, madam, I thought you would sooner disprove my
dissembled error, than admit my visit, and was resolved to see you.
_Lyd._ 'Tis clear! [_Aside._
_Ran._ Indeed, when I followed you first out of the Park, I was
afraid you might have been a certain relation of mine, for your
statures and habits are the same; but when you entered here, I was
with joy convinced. Besides, I would not for the world have given her
troublesome love so much encouragement, to have disturbed my future
addresses to you; for the foolish woman does perpetually torment me to
make our relation nearer; but never more in vain than since I have seen
you, madam.
_Lyd._ How! shall I suffer this? 'tis clear he disappointed me to-night
for her, and made me stay at home that I might not disappoint him of
her company in the Park. [_Aside._
_Chris._ I am amazed! but let me tell you, sir, if the lady were
here, I would satisfy her the sight of me should never frustrate her
ambitious designs upon her cruel kinsman.
_Lyd._ I wish you could satisfy me. [_Aside._
_Ran._ If she were here, she would satisfy you she were not capable of
the honour to be taken for you:--though in the dark. Faith, my cousin
is but a tolerable woman to a man that had not seen you.
_Chris._ Sure, to my plague, this is the first time you ever saw me!
_Ran._ Sure, to the plague of my poor heart, 'tis not the hundredth
time I have seen you! For, since the time I saw you first, you have not
been at the Park, playhouse, Exchange,[34] or other public place, but I
saw you; for it was my business to watch and follow.
_Chris._ Pray, when did you see me last at the Park, playhouse, or
Exchange?
_Ran._ Some two, three days, or a week ago.
_Chris._ I have not been this month out of this chamber.
_Lyd._ That is to delude me. [_Aside._
_Chris._ I knew you were mistaken.
_Ran._ You'll pardon a lover's memory, madam.--[_Aside._] A pox! I have
hanged myself in my own line. One would think my perpetual ill-luck in
lying should break me of the quality; but, like a losing gamester, I am
still for pushing on, till none will trust me.
_Chris._ Come, sir, you run out of one error into a greater: you would
excuse the rudeness of your mistake, and intrusion at this hour into my
lodgings, with your gallantry to me,--more unseasonable and offensive.
_Ran._ Nay, I am in love I see, for I blush and have not a word to say
for myself.
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