English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Gripe._ Nay, speak to her gently; if you won't, I will.
_Lucy._ Thank you, sir.
_Gripe._ Pretty innocent! there is, I see, one left of her age; what
hap have I! Sweet little gentlewoman, come sit down by me.
_Lucy._ I am better bred, I hope, sir.
_Gripe._ You must sit down by me.
_Lucy._ I'd rather stand, if you please.
_Gripe._ To please me, you must sit, sweetest.
_Lucy._ Not before my godmother, sure.
_Gripe._ Wonderment of innocence!
_Mrs. Joyn._ A poor bashful girl, sir: I'm sorry she is not better
taught.
_Gripe._ I am glad she is not taught; I'll teach her myself.
_Lucy._ Are you a dancing-master then, sir? But if I should be dull,
and not move as you would have me, you would not beat me, sir, I hope?
_Gripe._ Beat thee, honeysuckle! I'll use thee thus, and thus, and
thus. [_Kisses her._] Ah, Mrs. Joyner, prithee go fetch our treat now.
_Mrs. Joyn._ A treat of a groat! I will not wag.
_Gripe._ Why don't you go? Here, take more money, and fetch what you
will; take here, half-a-crown.
_Mrs. Joyn._ What will half-a-crown do?
_Gripe._ Take a crown then, an angel, a piece;[43]--begone!
_Mrs. Joyn._ A treat only will not serve my turn; I must buy the poor
wretch there some toys.
_Gripe._ What toys? what? speak quickly.
_Mrs. Joyn._ Pendants, necklaces, fans, ribbons, points, laces,
stockings, gloves--
_Gripe._ Hold, hold! before it comes to a gown.
_Mrs. Joyn._ Well remembered, sir; indeed she wants a gown, for she has
but that one to her back. For your own sake you should give her a new
gown, for variety of dresses rouses desire, and makes an old mistress
seem every day a new one.
_Gripe._ For that reason she shall have no new gown; for I am naturally
constant, and as I am still the same, I love she should be still the
same. But here, take half a piece for the other things.
_Mrs. Joyn._ Half a piece!--
_Gripe._ Prithee, begone!--take t'other piece then--two pieces--three
pieces--five! here, 'tis all I have.
_Mrs. Joyn._ I must have the broad-seal ring too, or l stir not.
_Gripe._ Insatiable woman! will you have that too! Prithee spare me
that, 'twas my grandfather's.
_Mrs. Joyn._ That's false, he had ne'er a coat.--So! now I go; this is
but a violent fit, and will not hold. [_Aside._
_Lucy._ Oh! whither do you go, godmother? will you leave me alone?
_Mrs. Joyn._ The gentleman will not hurt you; you may venture yourself
with him alone.
_Lucy._ I think I may, godmother.--[_Exit_ Mrs. JOYNER.] What! will you
lock me in, sir? don't lock me in, sir. [GRIPE, _fumbling at the door,
locks it._
_Gripe._ 'Tis a private lesson, I must teach you, fair.
_Lucy._ I don't see your fiddle, sir; where is your little kit?
_Gripe._ I'll show it thee presently, sweetest.--[_Sets a chair against
the door._]--Necessity, mother of invention!--Come, my dearest. [_Takes
her in his arms._
_Lucy._ What do you mean, sir? don't hurt me, sir, will you--Oh! oh!
you will kill me! Murder! murder!--Oh! oh!--help! help! oh!
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