English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
[_Reads._] "I cannot put up the injuries and affronts you did
me last night;"--a challenge, upon my life! and by such a
messenger!--"therefore conjure you by your honour, at eight o'clock
precisely, this evening, to send your man to St. James's gate, to wait
for me with a chair, to conduct me to what place you shall think most
fit, for the giving of satisfaction to the injured--Christina."
Christina! I am amazed! What is it o'clock, Dapperwit?
_Dap._ It wants not half an hour of eight.
_Ran._ [_To_ LEONORE.] Go then back, my pretty herald, and tell my fair
enemy the service she designs my man is only fit for my friend here;
whose faith and honour she may be secure of. He shall immediately go
wait for her at St James's gate, whilst I go to prepare a place for our
rencounter, and myself to die at her feet. [_Exit_ LEONORE.] Dapperwit,
dear Dapperwit.
_Dap._ What lucky surprisal's this?
_Ran._ Prithee ask no questions, till I have more leisure and less
astonishment. I know you will not deny to be an instrument in my
happiness.
_Dap._ No, let me perish! I take as much pleasure to bring lovers
together as an old woman; or as a bankrupt gamester loves to look on,
though he has no advantage by the play; or as a bully that fights not
himself, yet takes pleasure to set people together by the ears, or as--
_Ran._ 'Sdeath! is this a time for similitudes?
_Dap._ You have made me miscarry of a good thought now, let me perish!
_Ran._ Go presently to St. James's gate, where you are to expect the
coming of a lady ('tis Christina), accompanied by that woman you saw
e'en now. She will permit you to put her into a chair, and then conduct
her to my lodging; while I go before to remove some spies, and prepare
it for her reception.
_Dap._ Your lodging? had you not better carry her to Vincent's? 'tis
hard by; and there a vizard mask has as free egress and regress as at
the playhouse.
_Ran._ Faith, though it be not very prudent, yet she shall come thither
in my vindication; for he would not believe I had seen her last night.
_Dap._ To have a fine woman, and not tell on't as you say, Mr. Ranger--
_Ran._ Go, and bring her to Vincent's lodging; there I'll expect you.
[_Exeunt severally._
SCENE IV.--_The Street before_ VINCENT'S _Lodging._
_Enter_ CHRISTINA _and_ ISABEL.
_Isa._ This is the door, madam; here Mr. Vincent lodges.
_Chris._ 'Tis no matter, we will pass it by; lest the people of our
lodgings should watch us. But if he should not be here now!
_Isa._ Who, Mr. Valentine, madam? I warrant you my intelligencer dares
not fail me.
_Chris._ Did he come last night, said he?
_Isa._ Last night late.
_Chris._ And not see me yet! nay, not send to me!--'tis false, he is
not come,--I wish he were not. I know not which I should take more
unkindly from him, exposing his life to his revengeful enemies, or
being almost four-and-twenty hours so near me, and not let me know't.
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