English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Isa._ A lover's dangers are the only secrets kept from his mistress;
he came not to you because he would not purchase his happiness with
your fear and apprehensions.
_Chris._ Nay, he is come, I see, since you are come about again of his
side.
_Isa._ Will you go in, madam, and disprove me, if you can? 'tis better
than standing in the street.
_Chris._ We'll go a little further first, and return. [_Exeunt._
SCENE V.--VINCENT'S _Lodging._
_Enter_ VINCENT _and_ VALENTINE.
_Vin._ I told you I had sent my man to Christina's this morning, to
inquire of her maid, (who seldom denies him a secret,) if her lady had
been at the Park last night; which she peremptorily answered to the
contrary, and assured him she had not stirred out since your departure.
_Val._ Will not chambermaids lie, Vincent?
_Vin._ Will not Ranger lie, Valentine?
_Val._ The circumstances of his story proved it true.
_Vin._ Do you think so old a master in the faculty as he will want the
varnish of probability for his lies?
_Val._ Do you think a woman, having the advantage of her sex, and
education under such a mistress, will want impudence to disavow a truth
that might be prejudicial to that mistress?
_Vin._ But if both testimonies are fallible, why will you needs believe
his? we are apter to believe the things we would have, than those we
would not.
_Val._ My ill luck has taught me to credit my misfortunes and doubt my
happiness.
_Vin._ But fortune we know is inconstant.
_Val._ And all of her sex.
_Vin._ Will you judge of fortune by your experience, and not do your
mistress the same justice? Go see her, and satisfy yourself and her;
for if she be innocent, consider how culpable you are, not only in your
censures of her, but in not seeing her since your coming.
_Val._ If she be innocent, I should be afraid to surprise her, for her
sake; if false, I should be afraid to surprise her for my own.
_Vin._ To be jealous and not inquisitive is as hard as to love
extremely and not to be something jealous.
_Val._ Inquisitiveness as seldom cures jealousy, as drinking in a fever
quenches the thirst.
_Vin._ If she were at the Park last night, 'tis probable she'll not
miss this. Go watch her house, see who goes out, who in; while I, in
the meantime, search out Ranger: who, I'll pawn my life, upon more
discourse shall avow his mistake.--Here he is; go in:--how luckily is
he come! [VALENTINE _retires to the door behind._
_Enter_ RANGER.
Ranger, you have prevented me: I was going to look you out, between
the scenes at the playhouse, the coffee-house, tennis-court, or
Gifford's.[46]
_Ran._ Do you want a pretence to go to a bawdy-house?--but I have other
visits to make.
_Vin._ I forget. I should rather have sought you in Christina's
lodgings, ha! ha! ha!
_Ran._ Well, well, I'm just come to tell you that Christina--
_Vin._ Proves not, by daylight, the kind lady you followed last night
out of the Park.
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