G. W. fears that he has been taken for a conjuror, and that a serious conspiracy has been organised against him by his esteemed Correspondents (to whose commands he is always happy to respond) and the Post Office. But how is he to get on? He can only in the way of business gratefully acknowledge the favours conferred on him--execute orders--and do his best to reply in the smallest type and space in his power--one column; and with four woodcuts, which would more than occupy it without the illustrative letter-press, being before his eyes. For these obvious reasons AUSPICE TEUCRO. (_18th March_) _cannot, according to his request be inserted, as received too late._ S. S. _will find in the Piazza upon enquiry a communication and facsimile most politely forwarded by Mr. Cole, in reply to a note headed_ "AUTOGRAPHIC BIOGRAPHY," _in_ C. N. _for Feb. p. 15._ G. S. B. Gainsborough. _Thanked: his communication will probably appear next month._ _Newspaper paragraphs of the nature referred to (about Shakspere) seldom require contradiction; but_ G. W.'s _correspondent, as he has kindly mentioned the name of an accomplished Prelate, will perhaps name that of the stupid Newspaper in which the paragraph originally appeared, or the more stupid Newspapers into which such a paragraph could have been copied?_ X.'s _"extraordinary" communication about "a most extraordinary Story" was duly received. It reminds_ G. W. _of an Old Bailey piece of evidence in the case of a man who stole--not a joke, but a pair of boots that were hanging outside of a shop in Holborn; when followed and apprehended he attempted to excuse himself by saying he had taken them as a joke. The question in consequence by the Counsel was, "And pray how far did he carry the joke?" "About forty yards"--the reply. Now_ G. W.'s _correspondent admits upon_ X.'s _statement having currently carried the joke from Lincoln's Inn Fields to Covent Garden, and he only wishes that_ X. _would take it back again, without the interest, with some of Rogers's lost Notes._ Mr. Foss, Surgeon, &c., Stockton-on-Tees, _9th March. Thanked. In "Current Notes" for last month no such assertion was made as the discovery of a "City of Pigmies," although it was stated that two dwarfs had been brought from Central America, and were exhibiting in New York. However, for the information of those who are curious upon this subject, G. W.'s correspondent C. F. D. has most kindly forwarded_ "MORE ABOUT THOSE AZTIC BIPEDS," _an extract from the New York Herald, which will be forwarded in the proper quarter._