Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket match — John Shaqi
Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket matchSnaith, J. C. (John Collis)
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Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket match
Snaith, J. C. (John Collis)
Cricket stories; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
WILLOW THE KING
WILLOW THE KING
The Story of a Cricket
Match
BY
J. C. SNAITH
AUTHOR OF “FIERCEHEART, THE SOLDIER,” “MISTRESS DOROTHY MARVIN,”
ETC., ETC.
_ILLUSTRATED BY LUCIEN DAVIS, R.I._
LONDON
WARD, LOCK AND CO. LIMITED
NEW YORK AND MELBOURNE
TO MY COLLEAGUES OF THE
NOTTINGHAM FOREST
AMATEUR CRICKET CLUB
CONTENTS
PAGE
CHAPTER I
THE NIGHT BEFORE 9
CHAPTER II
COMING EVENTS 19
CHAPTER III
LITTLE CLUMPTON _v._ HICKORY 34
CHAPTER IV
AN IMPOSSIBLE INCIDENT 47
CHAPTER V
THE CUSSEDNESS OF CRICKET 64
CHAPTER VI
OF A YOUNG PERSON IN BROWN HOLLAND 81
CHAPTER VII
CONVERSATIONAL 97
CHAPTER VIII
A CRICKET LUNCH 106
CHAPTER IX
RECORD BREAKING 128
CHAPTER X
THE END OF THE DAY 142
CHAPTER XI
CUPID PUTS HIS PADS ON 155
CHAPTER XII
MY FIRST COUNTY MATCH 171
CHAPTER XIII
A CASE OF HEREDITY 199
CHAPTER XIV
IN WHICH I AM MORE SINNED AGAINST THAN SINNING 213
CHAPTER XV
FACING THE MUSIC 230
CHAPTER XVI
A TELEGRAM FROM STODDART 248
CHAPTER XVII
A FEW OF ITS CONSEQUENCES 262
CHAPTER XVIII
I RECEIVE INSTRUCTION IN A HEART-BREAKING SCIENCE 272
CHAPTER XIX
A CASE FOR M.C.C. 285
CHAPTER XX
A CASE FOR ANOTHER EMINENT AUTHORITY 298
CHAPTER I
The Night Before
IT was the eve of Little Clumpton _versus_ Hickory. To those who are
unfamiliar with these haunts of ancient peace this may seem a chronicle
of the infinitely little. The Utopians, however, dwelling there remote,
were quite aware that Waterloo, nay, even the Battle of Omdurman, was a
picnic in comparison with Little Clumpton _versus_ Hickory. Therefore
let the nations heed.
Half our team were sitting in my billiard-room discussing the prospects
of the morrow. Opinion really was unanimous for once: Little Clumpton
_must_ not lose.
“Lose!” said the Optimist grandly, “is it England, or is it Hickory?”
“Only Hickory,” said the Pessimist, “and the Trenthams.”
“It can be W. G. and Jackson, if they like to bring ’em,” said the
Optimist; “and then they’ll finish sick. They’ll simply flop before
Charlie’s ribsters, and Billy’s slows.”
“H’m!” said the Pessimist.
“Think so?” said the Worry.
“Certain,” said the Optimist. “Before now we’ve had ’em out for fifty.”
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