Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket matchSnaith, J. C. (John Collis)
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Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket match
Snaith, J. C. (John Collis)
Cricket stories; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
“Oh no, you don’t,” said our hostess. “You’re going to stay the night.
Must have you in condition for to-morrow’s match, you know, Dimmy.
Don’t want you to say when I’ve given you a most frightful licking that
you weren’t fit.”
“What match?” cried several of the curious.
“Dimmy knows,” said Grace.
“Oh, Dimmy knows, does he,” said Archie. “By Jove! you men, I shouldn’t
be a bit surprised if Jimmy’s lost his pony.”
“What pony?” said Grace.
“Dimmy knows,” said Archie.
And to me, who had by far the most exact acquaintance with the case, it
was as good as a comedy to witness their curiosity regarding the whole
affair.
“Laura,” said the Rector, who had been so borne onwards by the general
exultation of men and things that he was breaking all his records in
the way of sitting up, “Laura, is it not time you went to bed? It is
after ten, I think, and that’s your usual hour.”
“Well, look here, Father,” said his daughter; “will you promise to see
’em all to bed? Please _don’t_ leave ’em up with that awful little
Toddles. Archie, Charlie, and Tom are playing against Kent on Monday,
and I can see his game. You will keep your eye on ’em, won’t you,
Father? Oh, and just watch James’s game as well. He’s all right in
himself, you know, but when he gets with Toddles, he’s likely to be led
away.”
“I never heard such aspersions in the whole course of my career,”
said Toddles, taking forth a white silk handkerchief, and religiously
applying it to his sorrow. “Grace, I’m overcome.”
“Don’t believe it,” said Miss Grace. “Toddles, you’re a wrong ’un, and
always were.”
“Dear me,” said the Rector, “Laura, where _do_ you find such
expressions?”
“Now remember, Father,” said Miss Grace, opening the door. “Oh, and you
two have got to stay. The best room in the house, too. It’s the one
King Charles II. slept in after the battle of Worcester.”
“My dear girl,” said the Rector, who was evidently deeply exercised on
this point, “have I not said over and over again that he did not sleep
there. He could not possibly have done so.”
“Well, all I can say is,” said Miss Grace, “that, if that’s a fact,
this is the only house in these parts in which King Charles II. didn’t
sleep after the battle of Worcester. And that being so, I don’t see why
we haven’t as much right to him as anybody else. But keep your eye on
Toddles, won’t you, Father. Breakfast at half-past ten, boys. That’s
when you like it, I know. Be good. Ta-ta.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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