Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket matchSnaith, J. C. (John Collis)
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Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket match
Snaith, J. C. (John Collis)
Cricket stories; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
“Yes, at Harrow,” said Grace. This prompt seizure of her opportunity
was of no avail, however. Public opinion was now entirely with T. S. M.
Poor Grace stood alone. She consoled herself with a massive piece of
toast, with butter and marmalade to match.
“Seeing that Dimsdale’s happiness is at stake,” said Toddles, with
an air of patronage and protection that was perfectly insufferable,
“we shall do well to stick by him in this, and give him our undivided
support. We’ll admit that he’s not much chance under the most
favourable conditions; but with Biffin as umpire he’s as good as
plucked before he goes on the field. Besides, we want this to be a
sporting event. Fair play all round, you know, and no favour, and may
the best man win.”
“Toddles,” said the keen Grace, pausing an instant in her
well-organized assault on the toast and marmalade, “you’re mixed. Sort
yourself out a bit. Toddles, you’re talking rot.”
“Oh, but, my dear Grace,” said I, “it’s not rot for me, I can assure
you. It’s a matter for earnest consideration.”
It was really enjoyable to feel such a weight of public opinion behind
one. It was evidently a crisis that had been coming slowly to a head
for years. Here was the opportunity of the long-suffering to test the
legality of Grace’s uncompromising attitude on the Biffin question.
In the somewhat technical language of the barrister, they were simply
making a test case of it, in order to get a judicial pronouncement as
to whether in future Grace was to be licensed to do as she liked.
“O’ course I shall, James,” said Grace; “I always do, don’t I?”
“I’ll tell you what,” said Archie, “I suggest that the question be
submitted to arbitration. We’ll submit it to the Guv’nor, and take his
verdict as final. Will you agree to that, Grace?”
“You know quite well, Archie,” said Grace, in a honeyed voice, “that I
am always perfectly willing for you to fill up your spare time in a way
that’s profitable and amusing to yourself, providing it’s not likely
to do you personally any harm, or to lead astray those who are younger
than you are. Talk it over by all means with your father, Archie, but
if I say Biffin will stand, you can take my word for it.”
The high-wrought state of public opinion, that was enough to make the
French pause and the Sultan tremble, merely appeared to incite the
dauntless Grace to new audacity. She positively snapped her fingers at
it, and ate her toast and marmalade with an air of the most victorious
unconcern.
“H’m,” said the little parson, in his best clerical tone; “she seems
to be a person of character and ideas. What’s to be done? We can’t let
Dimsdale be knocked down and walked over on an occasion of this sort.
Grace, I certainly think that your uncompromising attitude on this
vexed question is greatly to be deplored.”
“Deplore away,” said Grace, helping herself to butter. “What an amusing
little man you are, Toddles!”
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