Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket matchSnaith, J. C. (John Collis)
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Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket match
Snaith, J. C. (John Collis)
Cricket stories; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
Affairs were at a deadlock. How was it possible to negotiate if one
side would insist on having its own way?
“It’s a sort of diplomatic _impasse_,” said Archie. “What’s to be done?
Suppose we take Biffin by main force and put him under the cucumber
frame, and keep him fastened down? There’d be no more bad decisions
then.”
“Plenty of bad language, though,” said some person of wit.
“And we wouldn’t release him,” said Carteret, “until Grace had actually
played an innings without damaging the eyesight of the cucumbers or
otherwise mutilating them.”
“I call Grace’s behaviour beas’ly bad form,” said the Harrow captain.
“Oh, I know it’s beastly bad form,” said Grace; “but then, you see,
Tommy, one has to play pretty low down to gain the appreciation of
one’s family.”
Had Grace’s cause only been a just one, the manner in which she
maintained it against all comers must have evoked unqualified
admiration. The cabal was powerless in the face of her despotic
attitude. They said hard things, and they said rude things, as
brothers will, even if they have a sister who is a first-class angel
of an unimpeachable appearance. But although Grace stood alone,
discredited, out of favour, a fallen idol, and a mark for some very
cutting observations, mostly the Harrow captain’s, who saw his moment,
and, boylike, was exulting in it--despite all this, Grace continued
to consume toast and marmalade as valiantly as ever. Now and then
she diversified this proceeding by looking daggers at Toddles, when
that irrepressible little clergyman made faces at her. Now and then
she introduced a brief remark on her own account, that on examination
proved to be as flinty and hard-edged as a chip of granite. It was
plain that the exercise of a considerable force of character had been
the secret of Grace’s ascendancy and pre-eminence in regard to these
great men. And having obtained her power, she did not hesitate to abuse
it, as they say her sex generally do.
“In my opinion,” said Archie, “there’s been a mistake in Grace’s
destiny. Her arrogance and sweet unreasonableness makes her look a
bit out of drawing, I think. Strikes me that Nature planned her for
a Gladstone or a Mailyphist, and then made her a girl for fun. But I
believe she simply doesn’t care what we think of her.”
“Oh, yes, I do, you know, Archie,” said Grace; “I’m as cut up as can
be. I’m quite put off my game. You had better let us have some more
toast, Jane. Toddles, pass the marmalade--and the butter. Yes, I think
I’ll have the butter, too.”
However, in my eyes Grace’s splendid isolation had such a nobility,
such a dignity, such a pathos of its own, that it struck me with
some suddenness that a little magnanimity might not be altogether
out of place. It was patent, however, that her brothers had such
firm convictions on the point at issue that they were not likely to
exercise it. Therefore, I had a try myself.
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