Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket matchSnaith, J. C. (John Collis)
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Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket match
Snaith, J. C. (John Collis)
Cricket stories; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
In addition to her curl, there were several other things appertaining
to Grace’s bowling that required watching. Her length was perfect,
and, strangely enough, like her model the great Alfred Shaw, she had
acquired the trick of heightening and lowering her delivery without
any appreciable change in the action, but a pretty considerable amount
in the flight. And, better than this, or worse, she was mistress in
a measure of the painfully difficult art of making occasional balls
“hang.” Although the Rectory wicket was well-nigh perfect, one had to
watch her all the way, and then be prepared to alter one’s tactics
at the last moment. She could make them “do a bit” both ways, and,
in addition to all these accomplishments, she had the imperturbable
temperament of the really great bowler--she didn’t mind being hit. That
attitude of mind is undoubtedly the hall-mark of the master. She kept
pitching up to me in the most audacious way. But I resolutely refused
to “have a go,” until at last she had the downright impudence to send
me a particularly slow full toss to leg, which I, of course, promptly
cracked to the fence for four.
“Thought you wouldn’t be able to resist that,” she said winningly. “And
do have a smack at this, Dimmy, just for fun.”
“This” was a particularly silly-looking half-volley well on the
leg-side also. Having tasted the delights of a fourer so recently, I
was naturally a bit headstrong and uplifted. I had a full sweep at
it, and in the heat of the moment utterly ignored the fatal curl. As
a consequence I caught it on the extreme end of my bat, and it went
spinning up a considerable height, straight into the hands of mid-on.
My very soul groaned. To be caught napping so absurdly and so palpably!
My emotions were so bitter that gall becomes honey by comparison. For I
had walked into the trap with my eyes open.
Now the Optimist was the fieldsman at mid-on. And the dear, kind
Optimist, most unselfish of men, had a fellow feeling that made him
wondrous kind! The Optimist shaped for the catch in the crudest manner.
He dropped me inexcusably in consequence. It was idle of him to urge,
as urge he did, that the sun was in his eyes, and that he couldn’t see
the catch. As the bowler fiercely pointed out, the sun was directly
behind him.
“It must have been the shadow, then,” said the Optimist unblushingly.
The roars of laughter that greeted his unscrupulous behaviour and his
subsequent effrontery were infectious. Even the Rector contributed a
hearty guffaw.
“Little Clumpton’s sold you this time!” cried T. S. M. in ecstasy. “You
may be very clever, Grace, but you’ve just got left.”
The bowler’s dignity and self-restraint were really very fine, however.
“He’ll simply get it all the worse when I go in,” was her Spartan
answer.
“We shall all take _extremely_ great care to collar anything you put
up, though,” said T.S.M., “so you’d better play _piano_ till you’ve got
the runs off.”
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