Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket matchSnaith, J. C. (John Collis)
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Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket match
Snaith, J. C. (John Collis)
Cricket stories; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
Grace continued to bowl even wilier and slower than before. Runs were
very difficult to obtain, but, nevertheless, I warily, cautiously
obtained a few. The bulk of them were made by means of leg touches and
pushes, and occasional big singles into the country. She was too slow
to cut; behind-the-wicket strokes were, by Rectory rules and the laws
of single wicket also, ineligible. But I was able once to regale myself
with a hit past cover for three. This was the only time, however, that
I got a chance to play my favourite stroke, as the bowler was evidently
of opinion that it was too expensive to feed. I had made twenty-three
by careful play when I got into two minds with one that curled
outrageously, and hung as well. I returned it as tamely as possible to
the bowler, who clasped it lovingly and said: “Poor old Dimmy! Did ’um,
then!”
Thereon she walked off under the trees to a little light and liquid
refreshment, which for her partook of the nature of that innocuous
concoction known as stone-ginger; whilst I ruefully unbuckled the pads
of the ironical Toddles.
All things considered, I felt that I had no reason to be dissatisfied
with my score. Twenty-three was quite the maximum of what I had
expected to get, as from the first I had not been disposed to
under-rate the excellence of Grace’s bowling. Indeed, she was kind
enough to say herself, in a reflective tone,--
“Your batting’s really very decent, Dimmy, very decent, indeed, you
know. So glad you watch the ball. Strikes me you’re the sort o’ man to
get runs on a bad wicket. With a bit more experience you ought to do
things. Oughtn’t he, boys?”
“Oh, of course,” said T. S. M. “If he can get twenty-three against your
bowlin’ he must be phenomenal. Reg’lar freak--fit for Barnum!”
“You’ve never got twenty-three against it, Tommy, anyhow,” said Grace.
“Such a beas’ly bore, don’t-cher-know,” said the Harrow captain
wearily, “to keep hittin’ girls to the fence, and then havin’ to go and
fag after it for ’em.”
“Why, you know quite well, Tommy,” said his sister, in a very pained
voice, “that I’ve never let you fetch a ball for me in your life. No,
never. It’s shameful of you, Tommy, to talk like that, ’cause it’s not
true. Look here, you men, it’s not true, is it?”
“Oh, dear, no,” said Toddles. “You’d scorn to do it, Grace. We all
know that. You’re far too good a sportsman--I mean sportswoman.”
“Stick to the man,” said Grace. “Sounds so much primer, somehow.”
“What’s Toddles up to now?” said Charlie suspiciously. “Whenever he
talks to Grace in that kind of way there’s something behind it. Does he
want to smoke in the drawing-room, or is it breakfast in bed? Grace,
distrust that man. Last time he was allowed to put sugar in his tea
with his fingers, instead of the tongs.”
“I like that,” said Grace. “Why, that’s what you all do, you horrible
creatures! Even Dimmy does.”
“‘Even Dimmy does!’” repeated Archie. “That’s your batting, my boy.”
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