Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 05
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Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 05
Scottish Borders (Scotland) -- Fiction
"Fairs, too, and markets, are never beneath your notice; not that I
would advise you to attend indiscriminately such public resorts. There
is danger in this; for if, whilst selling, as you would be compelled to
do, your goods at a fair market price, some of your muirland customers
should observe it, your private and more lucrative trade would be
endangered; but, in markets sufficiently remote from your ordinary
route, no such consequences are to be apprehended, and there you may
occasionally get rid of some old and rather unsaleable stock.
"One of the most important secrets of the trade is, the recovery of bad
debts; for, however delighted your customers may be with their fine new
fashionable articles when they are purchased, the day of payment is
always an unwelcome day.
"So comes the reckoning, when the banquet's o'er,
The awful reckoning, and men smile no more."
"Servants, too, frequently change their service, and you will often have
great difficulty in tracing them out. In every instance, almost, some
particular procedure must be resorted to. In one case, you may succeed
by threats, and by pretending to read a warrant of apprehension; in
another, a little flattery may not be amiss, particularly with the fair
sex. 'It is, indeed, a pity that the price is not forthcoming: for you
never saw _her_ look so handsome as she did in the still unpaid article.
Could she only manage the one-half now, you would take her
acknowledgment for the other half, next time you came about,' &c. &c. In
desperate cases, desperate measures must be resorted to. For example,"
continued my knowing instructor, "I'll tell you how I once recovered
thirty shillings, which I had fully given up as lost.
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