Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 19
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Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 19
Scottish Borders (Scotland) -- Fiction
“Heaven pe merciful to us!” they both muttered, as they crouched
down beside the stove, and eyed fearfully the moving corpse,
through the dim light that came from the half-concealed fire; and
their fears had a small chance of being removed or alleviated by
what they farther heard and saw; for, as they watched and trembled,
they witnessed the rising terrors of Julia herself, who, looking
around her, and seeing herself placed in the coffin, had never a
shadow of doubt that she was actually buried, and that she was in
the region appointed for the wicked daughters of men. She began
to groan piteously; and, being yet only half sober, mixed up her
thoughts of the lower regions with the feelings she cherished
on earth, in such a grotesque manner, that it would have been
impossible for an ordinary person to have heard her without at once
trembling and laughing.
“And am I, of a surety, here at the long run,” she muttered, “among
devils and devils’ dams, who will have never a qualm of mercy for
me any more than they have for their other victims, who have broken
the laws of the upper world?” And, sighing as deep as her stomach,
she paused and again soliloquised:—“But did I not see my good
friends, Angus M’Guire and Donald M’Nair, drinking by my side, even
at this moment? There cannot be a doubt on’t, and they will be dead
and damned too for a certainty; but, faith, I care not if I should
be here after all, if I fare as they were faring even now, when
I saw them with the quaichs in their very hands, as I have seen
before in the distillery in the wood of Balmaclallan, so often when
I was in the body. Ho! there! Donald M’Nair, it is no other than
Julia Briggs that calls you, and she is as thirsty as fire can make
her.”
The truth now began to dawn on the minds of the Highlanders. “She
is no more tead than I am, or any living pody,” cried Donald, as he
began to move from his dark hole. “I am coming, my tarling Julia;
and, py te Holy Virgin, you shall not want what ye are now asking
for!” And, pulling Angus along with him, he again approached the
coffin, where he saw his old friend looking up from her prostrate
position with a pair of as clear eyes as whisky ever illuminated.
“Are ye tead or living, Julia?” cried Angus.
“I cannot tell you till I get a quaich,” answered Julia; and the
medicine was on the instant administered by Donald, when all doubt
on the mysterious subject having been dispelled, her friends
lifted her from the coffin, and they set to work after their usual
manner, which was no other than indulging in numerous potations.
The recollection of Gustavus’s threat enabled her to explain
everything; and as they sat carousing and singing in great glee,
they laughed heartily at the circumstance of Gustavus having buried
his wife in a distillery, with the view of curing her of a love of
whisky.
CHAPTER VIII.
GUSTAVUS GETS INTO TROUBLE AND OUT OF IT.
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