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Honest, in all I'd seen of him at the Corrugated, I'd never known
Warrie Mason to act so much like a live one. There was no stopping
him. Before I could register any more protests, he'd hauled Valentina
out of the cab, taken her by the arm, and was steerin' her slam into
the middle of the Tarleton's Looie Cans dinin'-room. The haughty head
waiter lets out one gasp and steadies himself against a marble pillar.
As for Miss Prentice, she takes one look at what Warrie is towin' in,
and goes pink in the ears. Then she stiffens, from the jaws down.
But Warrie don't seem to be wise to the fact that he's pullin' anything
odd. He acts just as natural as if he'd picked up one of the younger
set.
"Gladys," says he, "this is Valentina Tozier, that I've told you so
much about. Valentina, I want you to know Miss Prentice."
"Ah!" says Gladys, a bit choky and archin' her eyebrows sarcastic.
"I--I recall the name."
You'd 'most thought Valentina would have been fussed to flinders about
then; but, beyond actin' a little dazed, she don't show it. She lets a
couple of French waiters peel off the faded ulster and the gray
sweater, and, believe me, when the whole of that polka-dot costume is
revealed she's some conspicuous. For a second it looked like Gladys
was goin' to freeze with horror; but, after givin' Valentina the
once-over, she just lifts her shoulders a trifle and indulges in a
panicky little giggle.
[Illustration: For a second it looked like Gladys was goin' to freeze
with horror; but she just gives Valentina the once-over and indulges in
a panicky little giggle.]
Of the two of 'em, I will say that Valentina takes it easier, for that
dinner dress of Miss Prentice's must have jarred her some. But
Valentina only stares for a minute, and then manages to work up one of
them friendly smiles.
Warrie don't get any of this by-play at all. Soon as he's through
shootin' orders to the waiter, he turns to Valentina. "Well, well!"
says he enthusiastic. "This is a treat. Did you come up by train or
steamer?"
"Schooner," says Valentina. "You know all that cypress you saw 'em
yankin' out of the swamp back of the Point? Well, suh, it's lumber
now, every stick. Sold, too. That's what me and pop came up for."
"You don't say!" says Warrie. "How much?"
"Near nine thousand," says she.
"Whe-e-e-ew!" says Warrie. "Now I suppose you'll be moving into Tampa."
"No," says Valentina; "we're fixin' to buy another swamp."
Then they both laughed, like it was some huge joke.
"But how is everyone?" goes on Warrie. "Uncle Jake still going out
after stone-crabs?"
"Every mornin'," says Valentina. "And they're runnin' fine this
winter, too. He put near a bushel on the schooner before we sailed.
We had 'em all the way up."
"M-m-m-m!" says Warrie, smackin' his lips. "Remember the ones we
roasted that day?"
"'Deed I do," says she. "You didn't want to try 'em at first."
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