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If we was lookin' to get any gasps out of that bunch, we had another
guess comin'. They knew Old Hickory's fondness for tradin' on his
reputation, and that he didn't always pull it off. The engineer humps
his eyebrows sarcastic, while Ballinger and the lawyer swaps a quiet
smile.
"Then perhaps we had best stay over and take the deeds back with us,"
says Ballinger.
"Do," snaps Old Hickory. "You can improve the time hunting for your
average New Yorker. Here you are, Torchy."
Say, he's a game old sport, Mr. Ellins. He plays a hundred-to-one shot
like he was puttin' money on a favorite. And he waves me on my way
with never a wink of them keen eyes.
"Gee!" thinks I. "Billed for a masked marvel act, ain't I? Well, that
bein' the case, this is where I get next to Pettigrew or tear something
loose."
Didn't need any seventh-son work to locate him. The 'phone book shows
he lives on Madison Avenue. Seemed simple enough. But this was no
time to risk bein' barred out by a cold-eyed butler. You can't breeze
into them old brownstone fronts on your nerve. What I needed was
credentials. The last place I'd be likely to get 'em would be Mott,
Drew & Mott's, so I goes there first. No, I didn't hypnotize anybody.
I simply wrote out an application for a job on the firm's stationery,
and as they was generous with it I dashes off another note which I
tucks in my pocket. Nothing sleuthy required. Why, say, I could have
walked out with the letter file and the safe combination if I'd wanted
to.
So when I rings the bell up at Mr. Pettigrew's I has something besides
hot air to shove at Perkins. He qualifies in the old fam'ly servant
class right off, for as soon as he lamps the name printed on the
envelope corner he swings the door wide open, and inside of two minutes
I'm bein' announced impressive in the library at the back: "From your
attorneys, sir." Which as far as it goes is showin' some speed, eh?
Yea-uh! That's the way I felt about it. All I asked was to be put
next to this Pettigrew party. Not that I had any special spell to work
off on him; but, as Old Hickory said, he must be human, and if he was,
why-- Well, about then I begun to get the full effect of this weird,
double-barreled stare.
Now, I don't mind takin' the once-over from a single pair of
shell-rimmed goggles; but to find yourself bein' inspected through two
sets of barn windows--honest, it seemed like the room was full of
spectacles. I glanced hasty from one to the other of these
solemn-lookin' parties ranged behind the book barricade, and then takes
a chance that the one with the sharp nose and the dust-colored hair is
T. Waldo.
"Mr. Pettigrew?" says I, smilin' friendly and winnin'.
"Not at all," says he, a bit pettish.
"Oh, yes," says I, turnin' to the broken-nosed one with the wavy black
pompadour effect. "Of course."
He's some younger than the other, in the late twenties, I should judge,
and has sort of a stern, haughty stare.
"Why of course?" he demands.
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