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But it was no solemn warning as it had a right to be. So, by the time I
gets this sudden hunch the other night about runnin' up for a little
unlisted chat with Vee, I must have forgotten. Not one of my regular
evenin's, you understand, nor any special date: I was just takin' a
chance. And when the maid tells me Miss Vee and Auntie have gone out for
an after-dinner stroll on the Drive, I chucks my new felt-rim straw on
the hall table and remarks careless that, as Auntie ain't likely to do
any Marathon before bedtime, I guess I'll wait.
Helma grins. "Mees Burr, she in bookrary, yes," says she.
"Oh!" says I. "The cousin? That'll be all the better. Good chance for
me to be gettin' in right with her. Tell her what to expect, Helma."
That's the sort of social plunger I am--regular drawing-room daredevil,
facin' all comers, passin' out the improvised stuff to strangers, and
backin' myself strong for any common indoor event. That is, I was until
about 8:13 that evenin'. Then I got in range of them quick-firin' dart
throwers belongin' to Miss Myra Burr.
Say, there's some people that shouldn't be allowed at large without
blinders on. Myra's one. Her eyes are the stabby kind, worse than long
hatpins. Honest, after one glance I felt like I was bein' held up on a
fork.
"Ouch!" says I, under my breath. But she must have heard.
"I beg pardon," says she. "Did you say something?"
"Side remark to my elbow," says I. "Must have caught the decreasing as I
came through. Excuse it."
"Oh!" says she. "You are the young man who dances such constant
attendance on Verona, are you?"
"That's a swell way of puttin' it," says I. "And I suppose you're
the--er--"
"I am Miss Burr," says she. "Verona is my cousin."
"Well, well!" says I. "Think of that!"
"Please don't reflect on it too hard," says she, "if you find the fact
unpleasant."
"Why--er--" I begins, "I only meant--ah-- Don't let me crash in on your
readin', though."
Her thin lips flatten into a straight line--the best imitation of a smile
she can work up, I expect--and she turns down a leaf in her magazine.
Then she shifts sudden to another chair, where she has me under the
electrolier, facin' her, and I knows that I'm let in for something. I
could almost hear the clerk callin', "Hats off in the courtroom."
Odd, ain't it, how you can get sensations like that just from a look or
two? And with dimmers on them lamps of hers Myra wouldn't have scared
anybody. Course, her nose does have sort of a thin edge to it, and her
narrow mouth and pointed chin sort of hints at a barbed-wire disposition;
but nothing real dangerous.
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