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"That's so," says Vee. "But so do all of us. Only we don't know just
where the island is."
"Suppose Dudley had buffaloed Old Hickory into showin' him the map?"
"Well?" demands Vee.
"Wouldn't it be easy enough," I goes on, "if he had pals ashore, to
pass on the description, have them start out in a fast yacht from New
Orleans or Key West, and beat us to it?"
"But I don't see," says Vee, "how he could get word to them."
"Look!" says I, pointin' to the wireless gridiron over our heads.
"Where do you guess he is now?"
Vee shakes her head.
"Gettin' in his fine work with Meyers," says I. "He's been at it ever
since breakfast."
"Think of that!" says Vee. "And you believe he means to--"
"S-s-s-sh!" says I. "Someone might be rubberin'."
Does it work? Say, when I gets up to scout around, Rupert has
disappeared, and for the first time since we've been aboard be leaves
us alone for the rest of the forenoon. We didn't hate that exactly.
Vee reads some out of a book, draws sketches of me, and we has long
talks about--well, about a lot of things.
Anyway, I'm strong for this yacht-cruisin' stuff when there's no Rupert
interference. It's so sort of chummy. And with a girl like Vee, to
share it with--well, I don't care how long it lasts, that's all.
And the next thing we knows there goes the luncheon gong. As we climbs
down to the main deck where we can get a view forward, Vee gives me a
nudge and snickers. J. Dudley Simms is still roostin' alongside the
wireless cabin; and just beyond, crouched behind a stanchion with one
ear juttin' out, is Captain Killam.
"Fine!" says I. "Rupert's got a steady job, eh?"
About then the other folks commence mobilizin' for a drive on the
dinin'-room, and someone calls Dudley to come along.
"Just a moment," says he, scribblin' on a pad. "There!" and he hands a
message over to Meyers.
"Ha, ha!" says a hoarse voice behind him.
Then things happened quick. Rupert makes a sudden pounce. He grabs
Dudley, pinnin' his arms to his sides, and starts weavin' a rope around
him.
"Oh, I say!" says Dudley. "What the deuce?"
"Traitor!" hisses Rupert dramatic. "You will, will you?"
J. Dudley may look like a Percy boy, too, but he ain't one to stand
bein' wrapped up like a parcels-post package, or for the hissin'
act--not when he's in the dark as to what it's all about. He just
naturally cuts loose with the rough stuff himself. A skillful squirm
or two, and he gets his elbows loose. Then, when he gets a close-up of
who's tryin' to snare him, he pushes a snappy left in on Rupert's nose.
"Go away, fellow!" remarks Dudley.
"Snake in the grass!" says Rupert.
Then they clinched and begun rollin' over on the deck, clawin' each
other. Course, Mrs. Mumford lets out a few frantic squeals and slumps
in a faint. Professor Leonidas Barr starts wringin' his hands and
groaning "Oh, dear! Oh, dear, dear!" Auntie, she just stands there
gaspin' and tryin' to unlimber her lorgnette.
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