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As for Old Hickory, he watches the proceedings breathless for a second
or so before he can make out what's happenin'. Then he roars:
"Hey, stop 'em, somebody! Stop 'em, I say!"
That listened to me like my cue, and while I've never been strong for
mixin' in a muss, I jumped into this one lively. And between me and
the deck steward haulin' one way, and Meyers and Mr. Ellins pullin' the
other, we finally pries 'em apart, breathin' hard and glarin' menacin'.
"Now, in the name of Mars," demands Old Hickory, "what the sulphuretted
syntax is this all about? Come, Captain Killam, you started this; tell
us why."
"He--he's a traitor, that's why!" pants Rupert, pointin' at Dudley.
"Bah!" says Old Hickory. "Whaddye mean, traitor?"
"He's plotting to send confederates to Nunca Secos Key before we get
there," says Rupert. "Plotting to steal our buried treasure. See! He
was just sending a message to some of his gang."
"Eh!" snorts Mr. Ellins. "A message?"
Meyers fishes it out of his pocket and hands it over.
"Huh!" says Old Hickory, puzzlin' it out. "'Advise how infant is
doing. Send care yacht _Agnes_, off Charleston.' Dudley, what infant
is this?"
Dudley grins sheepish. "Consolidated Munitions," says he.
"Oh!" says Old Hickory. "A war infant, eh? I see." Then he whirls on
Rupert. "And by what idiotic inference, Killam, did you conjure up
this rubbish about a plot?"
Rupert, he turns and stares indignant at me. Old Hickory follows the
accusin' look, and next thing I know I'm in the spot light for fair.
"Hah!" observes Mr. Ellins. "You, eh?"
Now, there's only one rule I got for dealin' with the big boss. I
stick to facts and make 'em snappy.
"Uh-huh," says I. "Me."
"You thought it humorous, I presume," he goes on, "to tell this silly
yarn to Captain Killam?"
"But he didn't," speaks up Vee. "He was telling it to me; that is, we
were telling it to each other--making it up as we went along. So
there!"
"Oh!" says Mr. Ellins. "And the Captain happened to overhear, did he?"
"Happened!" says I. "Like you happen to climb a fire-escape. That's
Rupert's long suit--overhearin' things. He's been favorin' us a lot
lately."
"What about that, Killam?" asks Mr. Ellins.
"Why--er--ah--" stutters Rupert, "perhaps I have. But when you see two
persons getting off by themselves and talking so much together, you
naturally--"
"Bah!" explodes Old Hickory. "Can't you remember back to nineteen,
Killam?" Then he turns to me. "So you concocted this plot story for
Captain Killam's benefit, did you?"
I nods.
"I thought it would keep him off our heels for a while," says I. "I
fed him an earful, I guess."
"Young man," says Mr. Ellins, shakin' a forefinger at me, but lettin'
his left eyelid drop knowin', "the next time I find that imagination of
yours running loose I--I'll authorize Captain Killam to catch it and
put it in irons. Now let's have luncheon."
CHAPTER XIII
WHEN THE NAVY HORNED IN
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