Female friendship -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Dudley, seeing no farther than the fact of the City office, set his
face resolutely against it as long as he could; but, of course, in the
end Hal carried the day. Then came the shock of the knowledge that
Lorraine had gone on the stage; and if, as had been said before, he did
not actually picture the lurid exit to the lower regions Hal gave him
credit for, he was sufficiently upset to have wakeful nights and many
anxious, worried hours.
And to make it worse, Hal would not even be serious.
“Oh, don’t look like that, Dudley!” she cried; “we really are not in
any immediate danger of selling our souls to the Prince of Darkness.
You dear old solemnsides! Just because Lorraine is going on the stage,
I believe you already see me in spangles, jumping through a hoop. Or
rather ‘trying to’, because it is a dead cert. I should miss the hoop,
and do a sort of double somersault over the horse’s tail.”
Dudley shut his firm lips a little more tightly, and looked hard at his
boots, without vouchsafing a reply.
“As a matter of fact,” continued the incorrigible, “you ought to
perceive how beautifully life balances things, by giving a dangerously
attractive person like Lorraine a matter-of-fact, commonplace pal like
myself to restrain her, and at the same time ward off possible dangers
from various unoffending humans, who might fall hurtfully under her
spell.”
“It is only the danger to you that I have anything to do with.”
“Oh fie, Dudley! as if I mattered half as much as Humanity with a
capital H.”
“To me, personally, you matter far more in this particular case.”
“And yet, really, the chief danger to me is that I might unconsciously
catch some reflection of Lorraine’s charm and become dangerously
attractive myself, instead of just an outspoken hobbledehoy no one
takes seriously.”
“I am not afraid of that,” he said, evoking a peal of laughter of which
he could not even see the point; “but since you are quite determined to
go into the City as a secretary, instead of procuring a nice
comfortable home as a companion, or staying quietly here to improve
your mind, I naturally feel you will encounter quite enough dangers
without getting mixed up in a theatrical set. Though, really,” in a
grumbling voice, “I can’t see why you don’t stay at home like any
sensible girl. If I am not rich, I have at least enough for two.”
“But if I stayed at home, and lived on you, Dudley, I should feel I had
to improve my mind by way of making you some return; and you can’t
think how dreadfully my mind hates the idea of being improved. And if I
went to some dear old lady as companion, she would be sure to die in an
apoplectic fit in a month, and I should be charged with manslaughter.
And I can’t teach, because I don’t know anything. The only serious
danger I shall run as Mr. Elliott’s secretary will be putting an
occasional addition of my own to his letters, in a fit of exasperation,
or driving his sub-editor mad; and he seems willing to risk that.”
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