XIV: MILITARY
At dawn a shower of rain came. They collected water in George’s boots.
They had already eaten Siebenhaar’s.
Thus revived, George stood up, and on the edge of the sea saw blue land
and little white sails. They came nearer and nearer, and presently they
were delivered by a little vessel that contained one white man and ten
negroes. Neither George nor Siebenhaar could speak, but they pointed to
their bellies and were given to eat.
“I recant,” said Siebenhaar. “There is nothing to be learnt from death,
for death is nothing. The stomach is lord of life and master of the
world.”
With that he recounted their adventures and the reason for their being
in such a woeful plight. The master of the ship, on learning that
Siebenhaar was a Fatter, said that he must deliver him up as a prisoner
when they reached Cecilia, the capital of the Fattish colony which they
would see as soon as the fleet--for it was a fishing fleet--turned into
the bay.
“As a Philosopher,” said Siebenhaar, “I have no nationality. As an
engineer--but I am no longer an engineer. The Admiral and the Chaplain
will have seen to that. My life is now devoted to Mr. Samways, as in
a certain narrower sense it has nearly been.” And he told the master
of the ship how George was by birth the proprietor of the island in
dispute between the two nations, and how the island shone with precious
stones and glittered with a mountain of gold. The master’s cupidity was
aroused, and he agreed to grant Siebenhaar his liberty on the promise
of a rich reward at the conclusion of the war. He was a Fattishman, and
could not believe that there would be any other end than a Fattish
triumph.
A pact was signed and they sailed into Cecilia, the governor of which
colony was Siebenhaar’s cousin and delighted to see him and to have a
chance of talking the Fatter language and indulging in philosophical
speculations for which his Fattish colleagues had no taste. He welcomed
George warmly on his first entry in a civilised land, and was delighted
to instruct him in the refinements of Fattish manners: how you did
not eat peas or gravy with your knife, and how (roughly speaking)
no portion of the body between the knees and shoulders might be
mentioned in polite society, and how sneezing and coughing and the like
sudden affections were to be checked or disguised. George talked of
Arabella and the wonderful stir of the emotions she had caused in him.
Colonel Sir Gerard Schweinfleisch (for that was his name) was greatly
shocked, and told how in the best Fattish society all talk of love was
forbidden, left by the men to the women, and how among men the emotions
were never discussed, and how, since it was impossible to avoid all
mention of that side of life, men in civilisation had invented a system
of droll stories which both provided amusement and put a stop to the
embarrassment of intimate revelations.
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