“As a Christian I protest. As an officer and a gentleman I must ask you
to put me ashore at the first opportunity. They may be Fattish ships
which you have destroyed. My King and country need me.”
“Come, come,” interposed Siebenhaar, “your King and country are
probably doing very well without you. They have an immense geographical
advantage which only the blind jealousy of the Fatters makes it
impossible for them to admit. You are already a hero; poems have in
all probability been written to your memory. You had better stay with
us. It will be much more amusing to see what effect Ultimus has on
civilisation than to plunge back into the fever which has seized it.”
The Rear-Admiral looked scornful and very proud and said:
“Herr Siebenhaar, on our previous acquaintance only the protection
of the late heroic Mr. Samways prevented me from denouncing you as a
Fatter spy. I have not forgotten.”
“What,” asked Ultimus, “is a spy?”
“Spies,” replied Siebenhaar, “are corrupt and useless people who are
sent out to frighten a hostile nation by making them think that the
enemy knows more about them than they do themselves. They are only used
when the desire for war is very strong. They exercise a paralysing
effect upon the civil population and deliver them up to the guidance of
their own military authorities. They are like microbes which carry the
war fever from one country to another. I regret that Sir Charles should
have so small an opinion of my intelligence as to think that my country
would make so trivial a use of me.”
“I can’t stand all this talk,” muttered the Rear-Admiral, and he went
away and all night long paced up and down the sands on the other side
of the island, imagining that he was once more serving his King and
country on his own quarter-deck.
VII: PLANS
In secret the indomitable servant of his country made himself a boat,
a coracle of palm branches and mud, and when, a week later, they came
in sight of land and Ultimus put in close to have a good look at it and
the little white city built by the mouth of a river, he put off in it
without so much as saying good-bye or thank you for the hospitality he
had received.
“He will come back,” said Siebenhaar; “he will come and try to annex
the island. No Fattish officer can resist an island and the Fattish
have been known to waste thousands of lives in order to add a bare rock
or a pestilential swamp to their Empire. It is an amiable lunacy which
my unhappy race, who cannot appreciate their geographical disadvantage,
are trying to emulate. What is the news of the war to-day?”
“The official reports all agree in saying that there is no further
development. Every capable man in every country is now bearing arms.
All other activity is at a standstill. Stern measures have had to be
taken by the various governments to stop the emigration of pregnant
women to the peaceful countries on the other side of the world.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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