Villages -- England -- Fiction; Yorkshire (England) -- Fiction
What a loud voice Nature has to those who have ears to hear, yet withal
how sweet and forceful. They tell us that if our faculties were less
dull we should hear in every stem and twig and blade of grass the
throbbing of the engines and the whir and clatter of the looms which go
on day and night unceasingly. It is well for us that we are not so
highly tuned, but it is also well if our spiritual perceptions are keen
enough to find tongues in trees and sermons in stones, and to interpret
their language. I am but a dunce as yet, but I have learned one thing
since I came to this northern school--I have learned to listen, and I
am beginning to understand something of what God has to teach us by the
mouth of his dumb prophets. Anyhow, I went home with peace in my heart
and goodwill to all men; also with a mighty hunger.
The menu was roast turkey and plum pudding, to be followed by cheese
and dessert, but on this occasion there was no "following." Imagine
two domesticated women, and one of them--the little one--with the
appetite and capacity of a pet canary, seated opposite a bird like that
the squire had sent us, which had meat enough upon it to serve a
Polytechnic party; and imagine the same couple, having done their duty
womanfully upon the bird, confronted with a plum pudding of the
dimensions Mother Hubbard's sense of proportion had judged necessary,
and one of the twain compelled either to eat to repletion or to wound
the feelings of the pudding's author--and then say whether in your
opinion cheese and dessert were not works of supererogation!
After we had cleared the things away and drawn our rocking chairs up to
the fire, the old clock ticked us off to sleep in five minutes; and
then that part of me which it is not polite to mention took its revenge
for having been made to work overtime on a holiday. I dreamed!
I was running away from Chelsea in the dead of night, clothed in my
night-dress and holding my bedroom slippers in my hand. A great fear
was upon me that I should be discovered and frustrated in my purpose;
and as I strove to turn the heavy key in the lock my heart thumped
against my chest and the perspiration poured down my face. At first
the bolt resisted my efforts, but at length it shot back with a great
noise, which awakened Madam Rusty, who opened her bedroom window as I
rushed out on to the pavement and cried "Murder!" at the same time
emptying the contents of the water jug upon me.
Fear gave wings to my feet and I fled, followed by a howling crowd
which grew bigger every moment and gained on me rapidly. By this time
I realised that I was carrying madam's best silver tea-pot under my
arm, and I wanted to drop it but dared not.
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