Wisdom while you wait : $b Being a foretaste of the glories of the 'Insidecompletuar Britanniaware' ...Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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Wisdom while you wait : $b Being a foretaste of the glories of the 'Insidecompletuar Britanniaware' ...
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Encyclopaedia Britannica -- Humor; English wit and humor
=Remounts.=--... The officers of the Remount Department seem to have
overlooked the circumstance, not so much that the horse is an animal
with a leg at each corner, but that these legs should be at least as
strong as those fitted to a Tottenham Court Road table. Just as there
is a use for everything, even Shoolbred’s, so there is a use for a
horse with three legs. I do not say the army can do without such an
animal. But he has no proper place in a cavalry regiment; his place
is among the beef stores. This confusion of duties, this exchange of
interests between the Remount and the Commissariat Department, was one
of the blots on the recent South African war. Shipload after shipload
of horses arrived in Table Bay (I take pleasure in writing the name of
a geographical feature so admirably chosen) all excellently adapted for
the purpose of the cuisine, but all destined by official perversity
for the capture of De Wet. It is such methods that we must avoid in
the future, and it is for this purpose that I have imported a sterling
line of cane-bottomed mustangs from the Austrian Bent Woods, which I am
prepared to offer to the War Office at a low rate, subject to discount
for cash, if Mr. Brodrick has any....
[_The New Volumes also contain Articles on BEEF EXTRACTS, CHEVRIL, and
CROCKERY (by Lord Lonsdale), CAVALLERIA RUSTICANA, and HUNGARY._]
Superb Plate from the Article =The Earl of Rosebery= in
the New Volumes of the INSIDECOMPLETUAR BRITANNIAWARE.
[Illustration: THE HOME FARM, MENTMORE.]
THE HIGHER LIFE.
_From the Article (12 pages) by LIEUT.-COL. NEWNHAM-DAVIS._
=Restaurants=--... Advancing civilisation having shown that efficiency
is based on fine feeding, it is the paramount duty of every patriotic
Briton to dine not wisely but too well. As a great gourmet has
remarked, a rich _menu_ spells a happy _ménage_. At the same time it
is advisable to dine at home as seldom as possible: it is cheap but
monotonous, and often nasty, and there are 150 restaurants in London
where a succulent dinner can be had for anything from 15_s._ to 30_s._
a head, a fact of which the British workman seems to be painfully
unaware. The conversation of a _chef_, or even an intelligent waiter,
is, it should be borne in mind, almost invariably stimulating and
refined. By thus conscientiously evading the dreariness of domesticity,
a self-respecting and well-nourished citizen, reinvigorated by repeated
visits to Monte Carlo, Cannes, Homburg, and occasional week-ends at the
most luxurious hotels on the south coast, may be able to support the
burden of existence with equanimity, and be ready for his country’s
call. Every house should be connected to a good restaurant by a
souptureenean passage....
[_The New Volumes also contain Articles on WEEK-ENDS, PEARCE AND
PLENTY, and DWARFS._]
A GREAT WRITER.
_From the Special Article (111 pages) by HALL CAINE, M.H.K._:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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