Wisdom while you wait : $b Being a foretaste of the glories of the 'Insidecompletuar Britanniaware' ...Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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Wisdom while you wait : $b Being a foretaste of the glories of the 'Insidecompletuar Britanniaware' ...
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Encyclopaedia Britannica -- Humor; English wit and humor
LORD SALISBURY’S PRIVATE SECRETARY writes: ‘I am requested by Lord
Salisbury to say that the rumour that the purchase of a set of your
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it was better not to permit the cares of office to interfere with his
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The DUCHESS OF DEVONSHIRE writes: ‘May I ask you to be so good as to
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