Wisdom while you wait : $b Being a foretaste of the glories of the 'Insidecompletuar Britanniaware' ... — John Shaqi
Wisdom while you wait : $b Being a foretaste of the glories of the 'Insidecompletuar Britanniaware' ...Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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Wisdom while you wait : $b Being a foretaste of the glories of the 'Insidecompletuar Britanniaware' ...
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Encyclopaedia Britannica -- Humor; English wit and humor
LUCAS MALET (Mrs. Harrison) writes: ‘I omitted to mention it in my
work, and now feel it my duty to Mr. Stephen Gwynn and my vast circle
of readers to state that one of the few things that kept poor Sir
Richard Calmady bright in a world of phantoms and futilities was the
certainty that he could never drop one of your monumental volumes on
his toe.’
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LORD ’IVEBURY writes: ‘... Your splendid article on Bee-mæterlism....’
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MRS. CARRIE NATION writes: ‘I don’t know how my campaign against
the liquor saloons would ever have succeeded but for your timely
publication. There is no plate glass that can stand against one of your
tomes. You should see vol. xxvii. bringing down a row of rye whisky
bottles! It’s great.’
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MR. W. W. ASTOR writes: ‘Clieveden would not be Clieveden without your
charming books. My retainers find them infallible for throwing at
trespassers on Sunday afternoons. We sank two houseboats and a naphtha
launch with them last week.’
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MR. T. P. O’CONNOR writes: ‘Begorra, I’ll make it the Book of the
Week.’
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MR. YERKES writes: ‘No time to read your admirable volumes; but am
arranging to tube them.’
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MR. TULLY, M.P., writes: ‘I should like to ask the Editors some
questions.’
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MR. C. T. RITCHIE, Chancellor of the Exchequer, writes: ‘I am reducing
the Income Tax to bring your boon within the reach of the wealthy.’
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MR. C. F. MOBERLY BELL writes: ‘I hear they want more.’
OUR GALA NIGHT.
In connection with the completion of the new edition of the
INSIDECOMPLETUAR BRITANNIAWARE the publishers have arranged for a
festival performance at Drury Lane Theatre of a new musical comedy
entitled--
THE SUPPLEMENT GIRL;
OR,
THE BELLE OF PRINTING-HOUSE SQUARE.
Written by Sir Donald Mackenzie Wallace. Lyrics by Hugh Chisholm, B.A.
Music (for wind band only) by the Chevalier de Blowitz. Incidental
American dances and effects by the Clark Comical Cake-Walk Company.
PRINCIPAL CHARACTERS.
MORTALS.
JOHN BULL MR. G. E. BUCKLE.
PING-PONG (_an old-fashioned Chinaman_) DR. MORRISON.
PRINCE POLYGLOT (_with criticism_) MR. A. B. WALKLEY.
JOB LOTT (_a municipal desperado_) MR. JOHN BURNS.
MRS. CENTLIVRE (_a chaperon_) MR. GOSSE.
AND
LA DONNA (_with Lackawanna coon song_) MOBILE BELL.
IMMORTALS.
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