Wisdom while you wait : $b Being a foretaste of the glories of the 'Insidecompletuar Britanniaware' ...Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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Wisdom while you wait : $b Being a foretaste of the glories of the 'Insidecompletuar Britanniaware' ...
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Encyclopaedia Britannica -- Humor; English wit and humor
_From the Special Article (71 pages) by Mr. HENRY BIRD, Accompanist at
the ‘Pops,’ and the St. James’s Ballad Concerts; Organist at St. Mary
Abbot’s, Kensington, &c._:
=Ballad Concerts.=--... A long and arduous experience of this class of
entertainment has convinced me of the immense difficulty of prolonging
the life of children beyond the second verse of a sentimental ballad.
Once the chords in the accompaniment are grouped in threes nothing
can save them from the celestial regions. Here we may note the great
superiority of Music over the other arts. Literature gives us the grand
conception of the Heavenly Twins, but Music presents us with the still
grander achievement of the Angelic Triplets....
[_The New Volumes also contain Articles on MADAME CLARA BUTT, WHOOPING
COUGH, and the Works of F. E. WEATHERLY._]
=Baskervilles, Hound of.= _See_ DOGS’ HOME.
=Bigham, Mr. Justice.= _See_ OMAN’S ‘ART OF WAUGH.’
MEN OF LETTERS MANUFACTURED NOT BORN.
_From the Special Article (13 pages) by Mr. GUY BOOTHBY_:
=Bookmaking.=--... Towards the close of the Nineteenth Century the
literary output was enormously increased by the intervention of
labour-saving machinery. Had the phonograph and the type-writer been
available in the Elizabethan era I feel convinced that Bacon would
have written not only Shakespeare, but the entire literature of the
civilised world. A full-sized, full-blooded novel can now be produced
in ten days, for although the employment of band-working machines to
some extent weakens each section, this weakening can be partially
neutralised by careful headbanding. Furthermore, undue and laborious
insistence on niceties of expression is largely obviated by the greater
rapidity of production now attainable. Style is no longer a fetish, and
breaches of grammar or syntax no longer constitute an obstacle in the
way of generous public recognition....
[_The New Volumes also contain Articles on HOT CAKES, LITERARY AGENTS,
and GEORGE MEREDITH._]
=Bridge.= _See_ Mrs. SARAH BATTLE.
A MANXMAN INDEED!
_From the Special Article (61 pages) by the MINX-WOMAN_:
=Caine, Hall.=--... As he stood considerably more than six feet
in height, was a fairly trained athlete, and had a countenance of
extraordinary impressiveness, if not of commanding beauty--Greek in
type with a dash of the Hebrew--we may assume that there had never
before appeared on the Manx highroads so majestic-looking a Deemster
as he who, on an afternoon in May, left his semi-detached castle with
bundle and stick to begin life on the roads that lead to Rome. Shaping
his course to the south-west, he soon found himself in the Eternal
City. And then his extraordinary adventures began....
[_The New Volumes also contain Articles on POPES ON THE STAGE,
PUBLISHERS’ READERS, THE HOUSE OF KEYS, and KING EDWARD VII._]
=Crawford, the Brothers.= _See_ THE LOCKED SAFE.
WHAT DID C. B. FRY?
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